Oldandra

Hello world! Old chap in a care home now. My new PA is Gloria. We will be tweeting late as Gloria only does nights. Dont wait up for us!

[Oldandra @oldandra]

Pa is only part time tonight so bye for now. Andra.

[Oldandra @oldandra]

I really wanted to do a - to my son I leave the cat, to the cat the £20 that is left once the care home is paid, To my lawyer his unpaid inv

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Mind you, if I was sane I would have chose a better lawyer. I think by the time we were finished he was doubting his own sanity though!

[Oldandra @oldandra]

Signed a new will this week. Lawyer wanted doctor to certify I was sane. The feelings mutual sir!

[Oldandra @oldandra]

Well that was a long pause! Pa has been off and busy. Don't worry you haven't missed much!

[Oldandra @oldandra]

We have updated my profile. Now Gloria is instructing me that I dont follow enough people so we shall be selecting more. Watch this space!

[Oldandra @oldandra]

See u tomorow night!

[Oldandra @oldandra]

It's not so bad here. Once you get over all the embarrassment. Bathing and the like. Good food and no washing up! Rubbish tv though.

[Oldandra @oldandra]

The cat is with the neighbours, she seemingly is unconcerned. Such loyalty! House is up for sale. I don't want to see it again. To painful.

[Oldandra @oldandra]

How did I get here? It was a stroke. And not of luck! I left home unprepared in an ambulance and have never been back. Not good.

[Oldandra @oldandra]

Our little secret! Don't tell matron!

[Oldandra @oldandra]

I am in a care home now. Long story. No Internet for months. Nightshift 'Gloria' is going to help me. So you can get me 4 nights a week!

[Oldandra @oldandra]

I have got such a lot to tell you. It's nice some of you have still waited for me. I have a new dictator. (she thinks that's funny!)

[Oldandra @oldandra]

Gosh, I'm back! You must have thought I had gone to the big waiting room in the sky! Hope you are not disappointed.

[Oldandra @oldandra]

Hello all, I am on a new drug for arthritis and.... 'I'm feeling good'..Du Du.! (And can type again)

[Oldandra @oldandra]

Haven't kicked the bucket yet, just in case you were wondering..!

[Oldandra @oldandra]

And then the news brings us back down to earth. Tragic stuff in Syria. And we moan about our lot in life!

[Oldandra @oldandra]

I would have voted Sweden, but only for their cars..

[Oldandra @oldandra]

Call me mad but the eurovision always does cheer me up! The wife and I always had a little chuckle at Terry Wogan's quips.

[Oldandra @oldandra]

Hardly looked at the internet for the last week. Maybe its a bit like your favourite food, you eat too much and go off it for a while.