Old Ashton Cafe

A humble, tasteful café located in Ashton! DM's for online orders.

[Old Ashton Cafe @oldashtoncafe]

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[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

it took me a minute to realize the “sexualizing” he’s talking about here is…just her eating a banana

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Keke Palmer’s boyfriend shames her for the outfit she wore to Usher concert:

“It's the outfit tho.. you a mom.”

[ré @rubberyhuman]

i found this on pinterest wtf does this even mean??😭😭😭

[Nikki 👻✨ @IHateFallGuys]

proximity voice chat should be a thing in almost every multiplayer game it makes everything 10x funnier

[🌷 福娃 | fuwa @fuwaffy]

i just saw a profile of a TW artist, and instead of “ENG OK” they just wrote

English 🤏

and it’s so adorable i might cry

[ruisgloves @ruisgloves]

THEY DIDNT BUTCHER HIS 3D MODEL!!!

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

SEND ME PELICANS IM GETTING CHEMO

[meryl wilsner (they/them) @merylwilsner]

days without biphobic nonsense: 0

[Society of Secret Library Friends @sslibfriends]

A 10-year-girl in Delaware picked up “It’s Perfectly Normal” while at the library with her mother. When they came home, she showed her mom the chapter on sexual abuse and said, “This is me.” She was being abused by her father, and it was the first time she’d spoken about it.

[Anne 'Typing Typing Typing' Gregersen @AnneofManyNames]

My mom just sent someone on a side quest

Her folks forgot their phone before going on vacay. So she went to the train station, found a woman going to Copenhagen, and gave her the phone with the instruction:

"When you get to CPH give this phone to a woman who looks just like me"

[Max0r @realMax0r]

working with voice actors is always a pleasure

[tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs]

how can you not love fantasy it’s a genre where authors design entire universes so their kinks will happen. they’re always on some shit like “well, it’s just the culture of twinkland for nubile young he/him maidens to lose their virginity in a public festival what can i say”

[koma 🇵🇸 @spaceboikoma]

Low tier god was right

[Miss Limitless @Skinnyy_B]

Ppl be like “omg that human is a human😧”

[faith @faiththegemini]

Y’all mind if we talk about how Pixar managed to put a receding hairline on a fish

[Brit 🖤 @mothmandalorian]

the fact that he chose to be at his sisters graduation instead of Cannes is so on-brand

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my partner’s been out of town for 6 days while I’m home w 2 kids and we’re officially in feral mode. My kid asked for her 4th popsicle of the night and I was like “yeah girl grab me another one too”

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

lotta old idubbz fans online upset that he has changed for the better. i’m proud of him for taking ownership over the toxic and racist aspects of his old content. im glad he has grown to have a more empathetic outlook.

[kayle 1v9 @kayle_1v9]

took me only 10 years, nice!

[hubert plant emoji @postedinthecrib]

my fruity ass dog im crying