The Ex Dave Turner

Former Blue Peter badge winner. Currently over at @mrdaveturner

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

I know I said this account was closed but I thought I'd say I'm now @mrdaveturner and I done a little book http://t.co/XdI1iFc2F1

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

Yeah. I said I wouldn't tweet from this account again. I'm @mrdaveturner now. And I've written a book: http://t.co/8ODG2XcFp0

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

Oh. People keep following me on here. I'm @mrdaveturner now. See you there. Or not.

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

This account is now officially closed for business. See you over on @mrdaveturner xxx

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

So I'm @mrdaveturner now and I'm doing this with Death http://t.co/EqodaTGmvt

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

@DavieLegend its_death. Prepare to be terribly disappointed.

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

@DavieLegend it was a joke account that I wrote but got bored with so took it over. That's where all my good stuff has been :-)

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

You'll be glad to know that this is the last time I'll say I'm over at @mrdaveturner now xxx

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

@inelegant OK. Can you turn out the lights when you're done?

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

@MrMoth @Orbette Basically, I don't have enough jokes for 2 accounts.

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

@Orbette YES.

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

I'm now over on that account I just RT'd x

[Dave Turner @mrdaveturner]

My daughter wrote a letter to the Tooth Fairy last night. It might be the most passive-aggressive thing ever.

[Dave Turner @mrdaveturner]

There's black smoke coming from my kids' bedroom. I think that means they haven't decided on a bedtime story. Or I may have to call 999.

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

I'm over at @mrdaveturner. I'm still doing crap like this...

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

@markcaldwell I thought about that. But thinking of taking the story I'm writing & posting a 1000 word chapter a week.

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

@markcaldwell He might be coming back in website form! I've been doing some thinking over the weekend!

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

Just to say I've changed another account to be @mrdaveturner. Sorry for pissing about like that. See you over there?

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

@akbea Some guy in Brazil, I think.

[The Ex Dave Turner @olddaveturner]

@FrankOctopus Yeah, thanks. I might need a bit of tweaking but should be all good.