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[old.hag @olddesthag]

@CapcomUSA_ let's chat. Let's chat about dong physics. Hit me up, much to discuss. #dongphysics #featurerequest

[Ice Cream Soup @IceCreamSoupTV]

Hairy Porker's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 🍈👅🍈
https://t.co/PqTDbQd8fz
#icecreamsoup #hagwarts #HogwartsLegacy #twitch #youtube #gameplay #playthrough #HarryPotter

[Ice Cream Soup @IceCreamSoupTV]

A moment in history: The Birth of Hairy Porker, a Hagwarts origin story https://t.co/h8kxqEuSDY
#icecreamsoup #hagwarts #HogwartsLegacy #twitch #gameplay #playthrough #HarryPotter

[Ice Cream Soup @IceCreamSoupTV]

@vindiesel is in the DC universe, confirmed in Injustice 2 https://t.co/NoUBbJNBgU

[old.hag @olddesthag]

Celery toothpaste

[old.hag @olddesthag]

To balloons, we are Jesus as we breathe life into them

[old.hag @olddesthag]

Why are there so many different cable types usb lighting usb-c fucking bullshit damn nabbit why

[old.hag @olddesthag]

We really need a #cozy #game looking forward to finally decompressing

[Ice Cream Soup @IceCreamSoupTV]

hoping for a chill sunday, trying out this new game #OnlyUp which we think is made by #OnlyFans
https://t.co/fF6caRouEw

[Ice Cream Soup @IceCreamSoupTV]

KNOCK KNOCK
-- who's there? --
HAIRY
-- hairy who? --
HAIRY PORKER TONIGHT
-- what? --
#twitch #hogwartslegacy
https://t.co/fF6caRouEw

[old.hag @olddesthag]

I should macarena more often

[old.hag @olddesthag]

Am i waterproof or water resistant?

[old.hag @olddesthag]

@CapcomUSA_ OMG #dongphysics is finally happening???

[old.hag @olddesthag]

My eyeballs are older than my teeth

[old.hag @olddesthag]

@CapcomUSA_ i know I'm the only one tweeting you but i swear there are dozens of us who cannot wait for Project Dongkey Schlong to bring us into the new age of dong physics

[Ice Cream Soup @IceCreamSoupTV]

🔮Ate 3 olives from the back of the fridge and not sure what life is going to be like 25 mins from now other than we will be 👵LIVE🪄 with Hairy Porker #twitch #HogwartsLegacy https://t.co/fF6caRouEw

[old.hag @olddesthag]

Anyone else feel like the birds outside sound like Aerosmith?

[Ice Cream Soup @IceCreamSoupTV]

it's fridaaayyy -- time to get freaky with Hairy Porker
#twitch #HogwartsLegacy #HarryPotter #FridayVibes
https://t.co/fF6caRouEw

[Ice Cream Soup @IceCreamSoupTV]

Hairy Porker - now with emotes! we live now
https://t.co/4CsL8Q0rjE
#twitch #HogwartsLegacy

[Ice Cream Soup @IceCreamSoupTV]

Tonight! New recipe for Better-Than-Grandma's Stuffed Hairy Porker with the Ultimate Béchamel -->
https://t.co/fF6caRouEw
#twitch #HogwartsLegacy

[old.hag @olddesthag]

Why's it called a laptop if it's not ergonomically optimal to be on top of my lap like a stripper