britnee bodinskii

dadaist laptop danser in the dark... Bourbon legend...semi-profesional imaginary friend...used band aid collector...pretend professional clown...puzzled pretzel

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

Britney Spears "Something To Talk About" HD 100% LIVE! FULL VIDEO https://t.co/GjNp40UV85 via @YouTube #FreeBritney

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

For some reason I just now remembered that I once took a loaf of Wonder bread for a walk while high on mushrooms

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

Rankin/Bass, Wind in the Willows - I Hate Company https://t.co/Tc2zN1lqPq via @YouTube this is my theme song

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

You know yer reeeeealy stoned when you’re like, ‘ oh man, I REALLY want to watch Flipper…and play Ecco the dolphin at the same time’…is this a normal stoner thing or a #floridaproblems ? Lol

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

@MikeVanderbilt @tacobell $42 ? That’s how much I drunkenly paid the last time I ordered and I only got three items lol

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

Do any of y’all know of a good DISCREET exotic animal vet in the Charlotte/Lee/Sarasota county area?

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

I love you with all my heart. ❤️

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

They can have my legs
Just leave my mail alone

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

Slumber Party Tik Tok Compilation https://t.co/go93cT6LiI via @YouTube

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

The #Raccoon is passed out in a #McDonalds bag in the bed…I don’t dare move her, cause I’ve damn near lost a finger relocating an ice cube she dropped…I don’t even want to know what she’ll do if I try to remove her from her French fry nest

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

When she wakes up we’re taking her to McDonald’s for an ice cream cone for the second time

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

Somebody looks guilty

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

‘I done dropped my bag of skittles on the floor…ima be pissed if our raccoon finds them before me’ #Florida #floridaproblems

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

@DinosaurDracula Ginger cat pride!!!

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

@TheOpenClosed I went to art school…my gym class was dance class…either ballet or tap were my favs

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

@EndlessJeopardy Florida

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

@DinosaurDracula Fantastic!!! It’s like every Mariah Carey video ever condensed!

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

@ThatEricAlper Dion Sanders

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@KaylaChowShow

[britnee bodinskii @olddirtycrayon]

Happy lefty day my fellow southpaws!!! #LeftHandersDay