Don Lee

Overmedicated critical thinker

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

The words out. I’m a secret agent.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

After listening to Eli and Peyton, I think it’s best I remain an offensive lineman.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

Things look different when the rabbits got the gun.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

PeePaw drives a Jaguar.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

I have been diagnosed with a poor attitude.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

PeePaw just told me he doesn’t have any enemies because he’s outlived all the bastards.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

April is moving like a snail with a piano on its back.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

Where is this box we’re supposed to be thinking outside of ?

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

Here it is almost 3:00 and Mrs. Lee and I have not discussed what’s for dinner. I need something to look forward to.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

Who are these people walking in my neighborhood and where did they get these dogs ?

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

Can you call back please ? I’ve got to get these large paper clips separated from these small paper clips.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

Is today March 89th or is it the 90th ?

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

I’m seeing some really weary dogs. They’ve never been walked so much in their life.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

I’ve had a great day. I didn’t get the virus and my no show socks stayed up all day.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

I’m at home under the bed with a bottle of scotch and a package of Twinkies. Everything is fine.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

91 year old PeePaw has renewed his drivers license and has tires with good tread. Beware.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

I think I’d rather have a cigarette.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

I feel that the large amounts of Everclear I drank in college have made me immune from a virus named after a watery Mexican beer.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

It’s free pie Wednesday at the Village Inn in Albuquerque. These New Mexicans are brilliant folks.

[Don Lee @olddonlee]

Two of America’s great philosophers tackling the problem of understanding women.