doug giffin

just an old guy, middle age crazy, trying to prove he still can

[doug giffin @oldegiff]

Xylophone players are just people who weren’t weird enough to be drummers

[doug giffin @oldegiff]

A comment on our lives: “We don’t need to squeeze more into tiny margins. We need wider margins. The good news is, we control the margin size.-Lee Warren

[doug giffin @oldegiff]

Do they make left-handed men’s underwear?

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Don’t know about you but I stop reading a post when it becomes a numbered list. From there on out I just read the numbered headlines

[doug giffin @oldegiff]

Live a life worth dying for

[doug giffin @oldegiff]

My new alias: Beefy Crossover

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Just to be clear, I will not be commenting on the Chris Rock/Will Smith incident

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Conduct will never outperform character

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I’m wondering: Winnie Cooper or Topanga?

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You need bad things to make good things. It’s like with farming – if you want to grow a good crop, you need a lot of manure – Mike Watt

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Mark me down as “Increasingly unfit for the world “

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It just occurred to me what I really like about Saturday’s. Going feral

[doug giffin @oldegiff]

Biggest asset. Biggest liability

[doug giffin @oldegiff]

@GarySharp1620 Yes. What a joke

[doug giffin @oldegiff]

@abbie_giffin @Blake_Lawrence @Kunalic @PetersonDerek @TJCiro @smurtagh @tommy_vacek @MichaelMurakami @ostendorf_k @ungusc73 Congratulations! That’s awesome

[doug giffin @oldegiff]

@gif4445 What happened to 9 wins?

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If I could get the silverware out from underneath my bed I think I just might be able to turn the corner

[doug giffin @oldegiff]

Well that’s embarrassing

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Saturday is listening to music with titles like De Do Do Do De Da Da Da

[doug giffin @oldegiff]

@jnix10 And why you have “x” ailments