John Clark

Up and coming accountant

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

Just took my keys out of my pocket, to lock my door from the inside

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

@schrader_95 Should’ve said Longhorn Steakhouse

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

@schrader_95 Stogemite

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

@swagdaddygucci Causing a ruckus

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

Got a flower is my hair & a snail in my pocket. I’m ready for the day.

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

Whenever I’m feeling down, I just remind myself that things could be much worse. For example, Fred could still be living in Des Moines.

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

Mhm

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

She thinks I’m cute, until I take my mask off🥺

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

Space can get lonely for a cowboy

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

New Hamsterdam

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

Caleb’s Alexa listens to me pee

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

@chelmiit Don’t make me cry

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

While you’re asleep, I’m licking envelopes

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

@Schrader_94 Eh idk, it would be a close one

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I'm raising money for Justice for Caleb Buckman. Click to Donate https://t.co/aBq4yV5Ar7

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

@Schrader_94 2nd rule is you must wear open toe shoes

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

Cinco de Mayo ❌
Cinco de Miles ✅

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

@chelmiit thinks he’s the Twitter king👑

[John Clark @oldejohnnyclark]

The stimulation is switching