devious david

19, He/him, unstable individual, pfp by @broconwhore :D I post a lot of tmi stuff here beware LOLZ

[devious david @oldenough2diee]

Intro thread again and #promotwt
Call me Dave, he/him + neos
I post actually depraved shit here as well as frequently spiral so proceed at your own risk
Frequently interact w #hstwt #proshiptwt #drugtwt #alctwt #shedtwt

[devious david @oldenough2diee]

Just saw an irl on the tl guys im so fucking scared

[Wrynnsito @Wrynnsito1]

“Healthcare is NOT a Hum-“

[𓏵 @7nxyan]

the longer youre clean the bigger the relapse

[;-; @etern4life]

i’ve been asked “are u gay” more times than i’ve been asked “are u okay”

[2️⃣4️⃣ @fckdough]

The lover in me yearns for a deep undying romantic connection but the realist in me knows that’ll never happen

[devious david @oldenough2diee]

@armegido612 If you wanna fuck my weirdo coworkers, sure (my supervisor has dated like half of 3rd shift)

[Uranium Eater || #1 Azurewrath LOTV Fan @EaterOfUraniums]

how it feels like to dm someone multiple times in a day without any response and theyre online so u think u annoyed them too much and get self conscious about it

[Raiden Ei Strap Game @yuritardedasl]

i really want a gf but im kind of a horrible person so instead i allow myself to fantasize about women for 20 minutes a day and then i go about my business

[rip maevee @maevecity]

my favorite part of the day is when it gets dark and i can finally get high and go on my computer

[siel THE HATED @akechoid]

if i tried to hang myself and the rope snapped i would kill myself 10 times

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

The Intern posting this without realizing Epstein is in the photo

[kiww .ᐟ.ᐟ @kiwszk]

soy como soy porque cuando me pasa algo malo mi primer pensamiento es que me quiero morir

[A @aifheli_]

I have never regretted a single crashout I have ever had because it takes me forever to get to that point because I am very patient and understanding.

[Shaggy 💸 @ShaheerChishti]

If u get annoyed with me for overthinking instead of reassuring me imma just assume that im right

[Ardju @therealadje]

fuck a breakup it hurts 10x more to lose a friend you genuinely trusted and cared for a lot

[jay ☆ @calwhoric]

i spell it as yogurt not yoghurt bc the yog would never hurt me

[devious david @oldenough2diee]

@armegido612 Actually this is not true all my coworkers be fucking each other

[•el• @_ellerry]

you ever get a text & say out loud “leave me alone”

[devious david @oldenough2diee]

Hair is so chopped rn

[Valerius @Surtlurt]

*insert comment about being fatter than displayed*

[devious david @oldenough2diee]

I apologized profusely btw and have been left on seen for over a day fml it's genuinely so over