Mitchell Harris

Gobert is basketball and Itzy is music. Just here to shout into the void and support anyone who's making the world better.

[Mitchell Harris @oldestfogey]

The reason for my handle.

[Lilit- None Gender: Left Beef @Cheerio_Buffet]

Baby boomers: "I'm 62 years YOUNG!" "oh, I'm turning 21, for the 31st time!"

Millennials: "I am incomprehensibly ancient. I have watch countless eons go by. To try and grasp my age would be to stare madness in the face.... what? Oh, yeah, I'm 28."

[Mitchell Harris @oldestfogey]

Obligatory tweet to not lose my account lol

[Mitchell Harris @oldestfogey]

@kemc @ericbybee Sort of like income inequality is a political outcome

[Steve Jones @stevejones20]

what

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

The doors were locked.

The teachers were armed.

TN expanded firearm access.

The police arrived in minutes.

Covenant school had everything that MAGA GOP assured us prevents & stops mass shootings. And 3 babies & 3 adults were murdered in seconds.😳

IT’S—THE—GUNS
#GunReformNow

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

That map on the right is a clear indication that their "model" was pulled out of Mark Penn's ass. It's a farrago of fantasies, lies, and delusions.

But hey, their GOP billionaire donors love it because the REAL map is one that flips the board to Trump in key states.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

The people who deny climate change are sitting in their air-conditioned McMansions, not out in nature.

[Philippe Lemoine @phl43]

The tragedy of the media-academia complex is that while surprising results are more likely to be false, they're also more likely to get media attention, which incentivizes bad research practices because they make it easier to get surprising results 🤷‍♂️

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

NEW: I’m not sure people fully appreciate how dire the US life expectancy / mortality situation has got.

My column: https://t.co/dBIhT9eZLv

And some utterly damning charts.

1) at *every* point on the income distribution, Americans live shorter lives than the English.

[Dave Aronberg @aronberg]

“Free rein?” If there is evidence that someone in our jurisdiction broke the law and if we believe we can obtain a conviction beyond any reasonable doubt, then yes, we can file charges. It has ALWAYS been that way. Should we really create an exception for former Presidents?

[Wendy Hasson MD @WendyHassonMD]

30 infants die and we recall 4.7 mil Rock ‘n Play Sleepers.

2 toddlers die and we recall 3.2 mil Calico Critters toys.

2 infants die and we recall so much formula that the US goes into shortage.

Last year, over 6,000 children were injured by gun violence.

Nothing. Nada.

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

pretty amazing how Twitter can manage to find the manpower to spring into action & suspend a handful of legacy verified accounts parodying other users on April Fools Day

yet when huge accounts are hacked by scammers, those “10 MacBooks” scam tweets stay up for weeks & months

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

The Right: If the left is indicting Trump, why aren’t we indicting the last 3 presidents?

The Left: Yes, let’s do it!

The Right: Wait, no

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

sometimes I think about how a president asserted the right to extrajudicially murder anyone including American citizens, and how that revelation was like a one-day story and not really considered a scandal https://t.co/4xRLNjFfOO

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

https://t.co/Fljx8gs05q

[Kenny Burgos @KennyBurgosNY]

Republicans supporting your bail proposals should be a huge red flag

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

it’s almost as if the government is trying to make the situation worse

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

every once in a while someone in the DC press is like “wait, wait the shit everyone in this city pretends is normal is actually kinda messed up”

[Jason S. Campbell @JasonSCampbell]

I'm sensing a theme in the historic events Matt Walsh defends

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

You're telling me the cops STOLE THE KID'S PET GOAT WITHOUT A WARRANT so a STATE SENATOR could KILL IT AND EAT IT AT A BARBECUE https://t.co/0dTNVt2JPh