Wesley Oldham

Grown man who watches cartoons, plays Neopets (wildwes87), and can do the splits
Other interests include singing, Bible, video games (especially SNES and GBA)

[Wesley Oldham @oldham_wesley]

Even Jesus could not change the Pharisees

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@theryangeorge VIKI: "My logic is undeniable."
Spooner: "You don't have to do this."
VIKI: "Understandable. Have a great day."
*Shuts down all NS-5s.*
Spooner: "Wow. That was super easy, barely an inconvenience."

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@NerdCrusader @theryangeorge Pollux. Preferably the Pollux from accounting. He's twice the man Pollux from HR is.

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@theryangeorge "So, this is in the Shark Tale cinematic universe?"

Actually, they could make a dark, gritty prequel about Don Lino, the head of the shark mafia.
Then everyone can ask "Who is this movie for?"

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@theryangeorge "This technology doesn't even have an interesting name. How are we going to sell it?"
"What if we just call it Technology Without An Interesting Name?"

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@JurassicPark2go Flights, uh, find a way.

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Wow. Nice job, eBay

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@theryangeorge I wonder if he ever came back and stole the Lost World VHS. It had that cool holographic cover.

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@theryangeorge @theryangeorge They released the Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer. Please do a Pitch Meeting with this exchange when it hits theaters.
"So Dr Strange says 'The entire world is about to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.' "
"Aren't Spider-Man and Dr Strange part of the world?"

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Next time on Marvel's What If...?
What if Jubilee was a main character?
Watch X-Men: The Animated Series for more!
#Marvel

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#Olympics
They played Frog's theme AND Robo's theme during the parade of nations?
If they added Magus' theme, I would've lost it.

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@DanielWClarkDWC @Mike5ullivan Frog won the Hero Medal in the Olympics? I also thought he got it from Cyrus.

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@theryangeorge Ryan got a new cat!
Ooh, this one even has an Oscar!

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@amytallmadge @theryangeorge

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@SamRochadotcom I often refer to Luke 12:47 and James 3:1
If you are going to teach the Word of God, then you are held to a higher standard in terms of following His will and His ways.

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@CanonBull @SharpDesign13 @theryangeorge @DrJasonJohnson @theryangeorge
Our arguing is about to turn this Ryan George headline into a prophecy.

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@theryangeorge "It's gonna be tough to shut down an international network of computers containing the sum of all knowledge."
"Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
"Really?"
"Yeah. The modem makes this screeching sound, so people are just like 'No. That's too annoying.'"

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@SharpDesign13 @theryangeorge @DrJasonJohnson People have different opinions on that. I've never counted the sides, and I don't know anyone who has counted the sides on triangles.
But the fact is, you wouldn't be here without rectangles!

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@the_binp Or watch the Don Quixote episode of Wishbone.

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@theryangeorge And then Bill and Ted show up and explain how to win the war using time travel.