losing gray matter

physiologically unhoused

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the H3 fandom is in mourning and you’re cracking jokes

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Turn up the contrast and get the frame closer in on the faces and you’re pretty much there honestly

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I'm European, so i haven't been able to watch You Can See Everything yet.
Is this sort of what it's like?

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I do think Elizabeth Holmes believes her own lies. Just as she believes her love with Billy to be an all-encompassing mystical bond of tremendous fate. And before that, with Sunny. The question is— can delusional commitment absolve us of culpability? In court— No.

But… in love?

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@asdkfjasdlfjd I was surprised by the connection to the larger DC Extended Universe

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Finally caught You Can See Everything. No idea how they pulled that off. So compelling, I really had no idea Nathan’s face could melt and shapeshift like that

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@2Josher @noofriendo I’d guess at least 50% of small business owners in America got just about the same roster

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@Horned_Sphere Is ketchup allowed

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@orchifae Personally, caleb hammer would elicit in me more homicidal than suicidal urges

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@pwiscila

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imagine ethan klein’s face getting all twitchy as he cums hard in you. Wow

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I wish every dog had its day. But the truth is some don’t. Some dogs don’t even get pet. Back when I worked at the kennel, there was a dog who lived there permanently. His owner never came back to pick him up. Had to be taken outside alone because he’d try to fight the other dogs

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We need to get a welfare check on Ben

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@orchifae Understandable. It’s good to enforce boundaries around the stuff we encounter on social media

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I feel like Dave Franco. Little bro like Dave Franco. Season 9 Scrubs Dave Franco. Wife from Mad Men Dave Franco. Now You See Me Dave Franco. Now You Don’t Dave Franco.

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Never stop gambling

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I made my wondrous fortune putting $10k down on a 35:1 odds bet for Dave Franco to win the sibling-off back when he was just a featured player on Scrubs: Med School, hadnt even met Alison Brie yet, and James was riding high off Pineapple Express and a Best Actor nom for 127 Hours

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The internet can be a beautiful thing. Sometimes an erection from 15 years ago is resurrected and pitched anew, as if no time had even passed.

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Pitbull has admits he had an erection while performing with Jennifer Lopez at the 2011 American Music Awards.

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I’m taking a deep breath

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@doemisu

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Though it follows closely behind, you ignore your shadow. You dread the weight your presence casts. Foolish. Everything left behind is just as much of part of you as the sullied flesh barreling forward.

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Last thing I’ll say about the matter