Clarence The Barber

Officially reached Old Head status. I tweet randomly about randomness. Follow me and I'll follow back your timeline permitting #KeepThatBSOverThere

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

Trust and believe NY niccas that NEVER EVER mentioned the #Knicks are about to be their biggest fan.

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

If he keeps playing like he did in this series they're gonna have the most expensive pine rider in the game

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

De’Aaron Fox’s four-year, $228.6 million extension kicks in next month.

2026-27: $51.0M
2027-28: $55.1M
2028-29: $59.2M
2029-30: $63.3M

Pray for San Antonio.

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Donte DiVincenzo celebrating with the Nova Knicks after they won the chip

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

I'm not a Stephen A fan, and I realize this is all theater leading up to him running for office but he would destroy Trump in a debate.

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

For as much as they called out "Sleepy Joe" how the hell are they good with Dozing Don? #ItsCoolWhenYallDoIt

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

Maaan #Nemesis is not quite what y'all were selling it to be. It feels like a writer left Power for a job at Tubi because they promised them a Netflix budget

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

Draymond Green is the Michael Jordan of Robert Horrys...best analogy I've heard in a while

[Tanning Salon Don @TheSalonDon]

This is the perfect draft photo

- 1 Random Jewish Guy behind
- Mom in wedding dress
- Wall pictures that came with frames
- Mom holding back light skin GF
- Brother’s GF showing cleavage
- Only had room for 18 hats

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

If being nonchalant is a thing, what the hell is it to be chalant? Seriously, have you ever heard someone say hey man you're being real chalant right now? #randomthought

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

Just so it's in public record @Ticketmaster your app and website are both complete and utter trash. For as much as you charge in ticket prices and convenience fees, you'd think the crap would be at least convenient or hell even work for that matter

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

@HotFiyaStarter someone make sure TKO sees this https://t.co/yE0uwzUtIT

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

JAMEIS WINSTON EATING POPEYES WINGS IS THE BEST VIDEO YOU WILL WATCH.

💀💀💀

Funniest man.

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

Listening to #TheRightTime with @bomani_jones and it needs to be said again, long live The Morning Jones! If you missed it, you missed some classics

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

So much to unpack here but that's Burbon street in a nutshell 😂

[Winsley Nicole @WinsleyMelan]

As the Gentrification turns 🙃⚜️

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

Y'all out here bombaying the shit outta y'all hairlines and beards, while a guy like me letting the grey set in and rocking a baldy. Who are you fooling with that pitch black shoe polish anyway?

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

Can we get this man on the field more... PLEASE?!?

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Making it look easy 🤣 @_Dwfootball11

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

@FBGreatMoments One of the biggest reasons for that

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

@LeBatardShow Dan?

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

The wife is officially on GOAT status. #ThatIsAll

[Clarence The Barber @oldheadstatus]

That does seem to be the MO…it’s their version of coming home haha

[bomani @bomani_jones]

coming up next: that acoustic guitar!