Hub B.

My big ole wacky wife

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#shitmywifesays "its not a sock basket it's a basket of warmth". No need for context. Just sit with it.

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

@GaryPetersonUSA Whats w. The photo-shopped arm? Why? Real men don't put their arms around other men.
Some might call you an incestuous pedo-gay.

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

@ABC As #shitmywifesays would say :

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#Shitmywifesays
At #albanyPride
"I'd be so fuckin cute if I wasn't a fuckin mess."

She is actually kinda cute - strangers tell her all the time. She calls those "Hits"!
She got two yesterday at walmart.

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#IYKYK "whiteMarcus is the best" @ExcelsiorPub
#shitMyWifeSays

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

No one:
#MyWife [screaming]: omg,omg,omg,double yolks! Come look at this, 8 yolks! Are we gonna talk about this? I GOTTA TAKE A PICTURE!
#shitmywifesays #screaming #FrenchToast #GoodLuck

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

@joedaddyhala @badbitchinaz

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

My wife: I wanna make #OssoBucco. I've gotta find a butcher I like & that likes me.
Me: if youre gonna cheat I'd prefer you cheat w. someone who can get us a few good steaks.
My wife: Of course, I'm not crazy, I'm only doing it for the meat.
#shitmywifesays

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#ShitMyWifeSays: Thats not the first can I've eaten out of. I'm ready to be a HoBo.

I wasn't judging her. She puts corn in her chili.

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#Shitmywifesays while scrolling.
"This Bitch is simultaneously doing to much and not enough. Ugh, Have a seat young lady"

#TooMuchYetNotEnough

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#Shitmywifesays
W: #ImHungry
M: YOU WANT ME TO PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH
W: yeah - something that won't show up here here or here. (points to tummy, thighs & ass)
M: (♥️n it all) I GOT SOMETHING FOR THAT
W: Eww, I worded that wrong. But I'm still hungry& you're not wrong.

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#shitmywifesays #soundslikefun #RiPJamesBond
#SeanConnery was her favorite Bond.
She's my #Moneypenny

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#Shitmywifesays #potassium "very important, you don't wanna cramp up". Green is her color.

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#Shitmywifesays,
M: He looks like @billburr
H: [Perked bc she loves BB] Who?
M: the race marriage case guy. If the movies made.
H: [laughing] Loving? BBs to old to play him.
[still laughing] Imagine his southern accent! Yeesh!

Yeah imagine - she listens to him ramble 3x week!

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#shitmywifesays watching #ROCKYHorrorPictureShow.
H: A full face of make-up get out of here, no way! (FF & Janet)
M: you've worn makeup
H: u want full face 🤡 makeup in our bed?
M: #JuggaloSex?
H: _____ lol. I'll do that. They sell #Fago in Troy!

She loves Halloween shit.

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#shitMyWifesays:
W: #DDPyoga is 20% off, its what I need. Its what we need to do together 2021.
M: DoublePenetration Yoga?
W [quizzical]: thats what I need, maybe? dDPYOGA!!!
M: I said yoga, DblePen yoga.
W: YEAH I could be into that.
M: they have goat yoga
W:Boom - #Sharktank

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

@badbitchinaz #MyWife is always ready for this #3way! She -@veronicaballs- makes a nice taco! #beefcheek #cheeksmatter!

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#Shitmywifesays #PresidentialDebate2020 nondescript yelling at 9:20:30! #ShesDone! She's already overreacting.

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#myWife Would live this!

[Jarett & Lilly @1JLVSTW]

OH MY GOD!! 😂😂😂 This just made my fucking day! 😂😂

[Hub B. @oldhousecoat]

#shitmywifesays:
I want a song called #SoggyTaco re: #WAP but she'd have to have an accent.
M: like #RosiePerez?
W: Offensive! Shes not Mexican. Imagine its #SalmaHayek-I love her!
M: Whats a #gulperslurry?
H: sounds like #snowballing to me! *gurglingsounds. I love Bogo #Ning!