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20||12-20-24💛||The Bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.

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@grayparkerfilms why does he look like a tall farquaad i’m crying

[stupid fucking bastard @_emogirlswag]

Wifes lying on her tummy watching tiktok and im just playing with her butt sometimes life really aint so bad

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farting into a sealed bottle and throwing it into the sea so someone will open and smell it in 30 years

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted a bit too hard and now it feels like im carrying a bunch of warm grapes in my underpants

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Happy 49th birthday to the talented Steve Howey. 🎂

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my barber used a machine gun to trim my beard

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my uncle died in a rocket powered shopping cart accident

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my local fast food chain gave me a bag of gravel

[Kashi @JackSablier]

El primer desarrollo de personaje que vi de niño:

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔶 ⁷ @sugarygf]

Jensen Ackles? *sighs dreamily*

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my 93 year old demented uncle ate a handful of firecrackers and died

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Very happy to say it again. The Odyssey is an amazing film, and missing out on seeing it because you think it’s woke or whatever is cutting off your nose to spite your face. Your loss.

[madame web charts and updates @madamewebsite]

It appears that-- my god, her web connects them all

[B LOU @BLouu]

I got love for all comunites but this is an AI my lawyers will message you soon

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

That guy’s dad finally did it

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Andy Beshear on vetoing an Anti-Trans bill:

"Some things are worth losing over. They are children of God just like anyone else."

[Lennart 🇫🇷🇳🇴 @mvsiala]

Oh that's a 14 year old alright

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@skyler_higley actually you couldn’t make jimmy neutron today because it was already made 😁