Hi. I’m 20 years old and I got glow stick juice in my mouth. My mouth was like a flashlight for a bit. It’s not just the toddlers you have to worry about...
Ya ever breathe real nice and peaceful through your mouth as you’re trying to sleep and then suddenly re-realize that you have a tongue and then choke on it because now suddenly it’s in your breathing pathway now that you’re conscious of it? #ConfessionsOfJaclynTheChaplain
Hi. I’m 20 years old and I got glow stick juice in my mouth. My mouth was like a flashlight for a bit. It’s not just the toddlers you have to worry about...
@EU_CIO A friend called poison control. I told her not too because I knew they’d laugh at me. They did indeed laugh at me... It’s gonna be a good semester!!
It’s national tell a joke day!!! I did not forget.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter!
#IrregularDumbJokeOfTheDay