Chris Lampman

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

@mfezzy really shows your creativity. You can thank social media for your chirps. #youreAfuckingBROADbellows

[Brad @BeamsvilleBrad]

“@iamToddyTickles: Best License Plate Ever? http://t.co/dVKEmpDYbl” @Aj_Morgan

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

@DeepVeric @mfezzy that will most certainly be the reason, without a doubt!

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

@therealforch @JRGolfi Sterling spotted at the game cheering for the Flyers.... With Simmonds jersey on #oldguywasbanginghalf&half

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

Only one thing tougher than Getzlaf and that is certainly his flow, or therefore lack of #baldingpelican

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

Kuchars blowing it like a 2$ hooker #kirplunkkkk

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

Things I would trade Dion Phaneuf and Clarkson for:
-pint of Magic Johnson's blood, herpes, a bag full of used condoms, Whoopis eyebrows...

[Bill Buckle @BillyBuckle]

https://t.co/dyBxc6r58X @djmammz

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

@NikkiMulligan @KX947 Wahahaha this was my text exchange with her when she told me..... #legend

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

@LDNJRoc I'm just gonna take it. So yes. I'll send you a private message this afternoon

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

@jwighty99 @carlyd44 WIGHTYYYYYYY

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

@LDNJRoc are the rumours true....full?

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

Loves that youjizz pre populates before YouTube in my search bar #sockseverywhere @matter29

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

@LDNJRoc this for your charity tournament? I'm trying to sponsor a foursome currently. Give me a week or two. I'll confirm. But yes.

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

Watching millionaires lose is rather entertaining. #Oscars

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

@mfezzy thinking about trading in my sun tattoo for Jamie Fox's head tat. Straight up. Guy can't even fucking read.

[Chris Lampman @oldlamper2]

This broad sounds like Chip Douglas singing karaoke #cableeeeeeguy #awful