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A cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.

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keeping this tweet pinned as long as Elon owns Twitter or I find something better to do with a pinned tweet.

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I'd sell a limb to be on Maria's season of The Bachelorette just so she could send me home night one. #TheBachelor

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This the best Women Tell All I have ever watched. #TheBachelor

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@pikaso_me screenshot this

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keeping this tweet pinned as long as Elon owns Twitter or I find something better to do with a pinned tweet.

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@camprealitypod I feel like I saw Rachel Recchia on this date, but I don't recall if it was when she was The Bachelorette or on The Bachelor.

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I want Susan to coach me through my next relationship. #TheBachelor

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Does each remaining contestant get their own Golden Bachelor fairy godmother to coach them through the rest of the show?! Amazing. Perfect. I love it. #TheBachelor

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That was a fun set of three, relatively drama-free hometown dates. Oh wait, what’s that coming? #TheBachelor

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Daisy’s father needs to be protected at all costs. #TheBachelor

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Someone needs to tell Uncle Al how aprons work. #TheBachelor

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And then we’ll put a random bride taking pictures right by them to prod them into a difficult conversation! #TheBachelor

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Call it 2ne

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@sinternetvermin it's a place where they keep horses and stuff.

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Joey after this date. #TheBachelor

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Is Joey not concerned about shrinkage? Does he not know about shrinkage?! #TheBachelor

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I will commit war crimes if Maria goes home. #TheBachelor

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Maria, I swear if you self-elim the week before hometowns I'm going to lose it. #TheBachelor

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Joey, what’s up with your outfit? You didn’t even try. #TheBachelor

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this again? #TheBachelor

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all the men at Jesse Palmer this week. #TheBachelorette

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thirty seconds into this episode of #TheBachelor and I just know Maria is going to violate the Geneva Convention this week.

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Does anyone else think Jesse Palmer has been "Age 44" for longer than a year?

#TheBachelor