The Only Reason I have Tw¡tter is to Mess With OGT

@pulpfuryradio writer. @simpsonsindex co-host. Thrones of Game host. Bad at twitter.

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@OgTpod One good thing about this movie is that it brought the Paul's back!

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@OgTpod Paul's on Pause

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@NickIBIS I thought this was Whose Line is it Anyway? for a moment and was very happy for you

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@ElonMuskAOC Twitter calls it Twitter

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@NickIBIS @tomdelonge @blink182 I believe this image is absolutely real

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@NickIBIS Do it, I dare you

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@NickIBIS Maybe he did, but it was All Too Fast

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@NickIBIS You're damn right it's not

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@NickIBIS Fuck yeah, those are some sensible storage solutions!!

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@NickIBIS #relatable

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@NickIBIS Same!

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No one calls it X

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@OgTpod @PenguinPanic I feel like a big problem here is that the audience knows so much more than the characters, and its dull watching them catch up, especially when they don't have their own arcs going on. Side characters Podcast and Paul Rudd are standouts because they have a personality

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@OgTpod @SeanMeansJohn Ah, 90s tech-thrillers, where would the fate of the world hinged on a floppydisk (or the ESC key) While not as cringe as I assumed, theres something oddly dull about how powerful the antagonist corporation already is
OBT: Enemy of the State which has a greater feel of cat & mouse

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@OgTpod @NellHeald What starts as tense and intriguing really makes a turn for boring and stupid. So many scenes were undermined by characters heavily under-reacting as well. Sam Jackson's logical deduction that none of them will survive is a standout moment, but the rest is just disappointing

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@BondingChris Hap

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Why is there always a crying child everywhere you go? Like come on kid, this is an OfficeWorks. I know you wanted the Keji Manila Document Wallets Foolscap 20 Pack, but they're sold out and you need to be cool about it

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Book: this is an uncorrected proof - not for sale
Me: renegade bookshop, pewpewpew

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I'm 100% sure I could break a cybertruck, Street Fighter II taught me how