Collin

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

lmao now I’m a chef in chicago

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

lmao now I make tacos on the beach what a year

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

@giantalbacore Lol baby steps for collin

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

bc I am a tired little guy

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

If you’re open until 2am then WHY DOES YOUR KITCHEN CLOSE AT 10PM

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

@giantalbacore There’s a death hilarious reference to be made here for sure

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

@BarrieSebastian 368 pages, 4 sentences, 0 commas, 4000 vivid scalping descriptions

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

@Ahjmahal4 Look, sleep always wins for about an hour at least

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

Getting home from work is just having the internal battle of am I more tired or hungry

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

I choose to believe the dominos tracker is real and honest which means either one Kevin single-handedly preps makes checks and delivers my pie, or there are a bunch of Kevin’s running my local dominos

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

Had to stop embarrassing my friends

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

why Wordle fell off fr… ain’t seen them squares in a minute

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

@sean_mac02 I’ll walk every aisle 20 times before asking a simple question in a hardware store

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

@Eve6

[mr locke sportello @BenShh1]

is Red Hot Chili Peppers the only band where the bassist is the most famous member

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deleting dating apps going back to wordle

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

rolled the dice and turns out I think I’m not allergic to shellfish anymore this is huge

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

shouts to the dude I just saw blasting cigs in his maybach with the windows up bc why not

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

fucking christ I just realized the clock on my oven is never going to be right again

[Forbes @Forbes]

#BREAKING: Senate passes bill to make Daylight Saving Time permanent.

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@stevieray__ @giantalbacore Putting letters in the wrong place could never be me

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wait are we still doing these

Wordle 264 3/6

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[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

@stevieray__ @giantalbacore One wordle at a time is a little too elementary for my enormous brain idk

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

Next time you or a loved one talks shit about mayo please consider that it is a mother sauce and you/loved one are wrong and stupid, thank you.

[Collin @oldmanmcnamara]

Either everyone working at my local dominos is named Kevin or one dude is making checking and delivering these babies