katie

I don't like tomatoes, but I use all food as a vehicle for ketchup.

[katie @oldmantopic]

@pllfools Ooooooh

[katie @oldmantopic]

@fivegetting *flush: the science of secret bathroom wikipedia-ing and why it just doesn't stick

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

The photo University of Maine used to announce that Stephen King sold his first book is incredible

[katie @oldmantopic]

@TMZ shade from Amber Rose at a BBQ with Chyna the day before the Kylie pregnancy announcement?

[katie @oldmantopic]

“@MelissaJoanHart: Stay safe from #Harvey my gulf friends!!

Credit to @ for this sweet pic! https://t.co/irHCmGGtdT”

[katie @oldmantopic]

Matthew gonna suck them babies right outta that inferior flesh sack #callmematt #HurricaneMatthew

[katie @oldmantopic]

@MrSilverScott @MrDrewScott Uhm.... #misleading

[katie @oldmantopic]

@kennyhotz bitch you've been pinned, grab your granny panties and housecoat #hummus

[katie @oldmantopic]

@DeltaAssist I have ones for the cancelled flights before and an early morning flight if standby doesn't work out.

[katie @oldmantopic]

Just realized eyebrow hairs are just as long as eyelashes. Do I still make a wish and blow if I can't tell which one fell out? #behemoth

[katie @oldmantopic]

@RJizz23 you got milk for this cookie, bb?

[katie @oldmantopic]

“@cassetta_harry: This is why i keep her around”. I've always wanted Cindy's number...

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Rochester! RT & follow to enter the #RochesterLotto for THURS 10/16! Don't miss out on $27.50 tix! 18+ NY res only

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[katie @oldmantopic]

@zachbraff you need to talk to @CraigyFerg about this. Fallout was greater than anticipated on that opinion.