Old Nicodemus

Getting on a bit. Sarcastic, though I prefer sardonic. I love cats and F1. HATE estuary English + Ant and Dec

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I am automatically totally in favour of anything about which Lily Allen and Gary Lineker are protesting #TrumpProtest

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@The_OlaJordan I'd tell him to keep quiet about that if I were you. Bookmakers don't like paying out to people they suspect might have inside knowledge. They aren't very sporting at all.

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@camillalong Could not agree more but that's what happens when you let the public vote.

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And so public popularity wins over style and talent once again #Strictly

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Well it's got to be either Ashley or Faye but I suspect the public won't agree with the judges #Strictly #StrictlyFinal

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@Little__louise That might have counted against her I suppose - scorewise

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@Little__louise Nice legs though.😎

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@LeeMcKenzieTV For a moment there I thought you were presenting an angling programme (The Big Tackle would be a great name for a fishing programme) But it turned out you just meant rugby. 💤

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Well I like the old bathtub Triumph #Strictly

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I notice that we're not getting to see this "modern classic" that's supposed to be worth £15k #corrie

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I don't know why I keep seeing Anthea Turner lookalikes tonight. Packham's headmistress is the latest #corrie

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@Little__louise Haha. What are you implying? 😇

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@Little__louise Yes. The secret of my most successful seduction technique

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No, no, no. I really don't want to see Michelle waddling about like an overweight duck. #corrie

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Could someone please turn the #corrie plot bot off, leave for 10 seconds and then switch it back on. It needs rebooting

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@Little__louise Rum or gin.

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I wonder why Brian pronounces Rory as "Rory" while Jenny pronounces it as "Roorie" It's like they're not reading the same script #TheArchers

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@JJAnthony60 Don't tell me to calm down. You ain't my nurse.

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I'm really bored with all the weepy nonsense in this year's #ItTakestwo and #Strictly God knows how Zoe Ball and the rest would react in the face of genuine tragedy.