Jean-Paul Blarte: Mall Cop

Writer and cat haver. The most depraved person @MistressSatan knows. I write #TTRPG stuff! trying @oldpappythomas.bsky.social

[Jean-Paul Blarte: Mall Cop @OldPappyThomas]

yeah bluesky is sticking. will probably keep this active so i don't have to log in but catch me over there.

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

one of the few relatable things about Trump is the obvious contempt he holds people like Elon in

[R.O.C. @hardROClife]

Philadelphia on Saturday

[Michael @Aband0ned_milk]

Yep that’s a Honda Spree alright

[alanb-writer.bsky.social 📚 @alanB_Writer]

Some of y'all in my mentions.

[Jean-Paul Blarte: Mall Cop @OldPappyThomas]

@JeremiahDJohns Because for a lot of them it's not *them* doing it, it's making *everyone else* do it

[Jean-Paul Blarte: Mall Cop @OldPappyThomas]

@JoestarJokic if he learns to set a screen so they can run the pick and roll he's gonna be the most loved man on the court inshallah

[Jean-Paul Blarte: Mall Cop @OldPappyThomas]

@KinoFabino love that these make it look like your dad who is a space marine is having a nice vacation

[Jean-Paul Blarte: Mall Cop @OldPappyThomas]

@DanhausenAD need you to wrestle an Outrunner, oldest man in wrestling vs. youngest

[Jean-Paul Blarte: Mall Cop @OldPappyThomas]

@lllliatttt they gonna have a meeting of the central committee to discuss gulaging you if they figure out you got deodorant on, sis

[Jean-Paul Blarte: Mall Cop @OldPappyThomas]

@dril The Sigma males are roasting in their trucks that can't carry anything and you're laughing?!