Stephen Cebik

My tweets are their own.

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

Not to mention actually remembering what they talked about... https://t.co/Eg00guLCEs

[Yale University Press @yalepress]

It was a lot easier to keep track of who the Russians were meeting with when they kept diaries. https://t.co/LgbffnKE1S

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Mr. Trump, you--and minions like Kellyanne Conway--are violating the law by endorsing Ivanka's brand. You work for us, not your daughter.

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

@punkplaid to move me - it was a "convenience suite" or something because I was adjacent to the one-treadmill/nothing-else gym! 🤣

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

@punkplaid seriously - the desk refused

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

@punkplaid Seen this? Think it might be a study right up your alley. https://t.co/bihIGeC4Xe

[Adam Savage @donttrythis]

Resilient cooperators make everything better. https://t.co/czTWUzc4WT
I now have a new life goal: to consistently be a resilient cooperator.

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

@punkplaid This view WAS at a posh hotel in NYC. 😕 https://t.co/jGlZWaNkZN

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

Stunning view from the hotel, NYC

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

What an honour. We're touched! #resist

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

We bomb your country, creating a humanitarian nightmare, then lock you inside. That's a horror movie, not a foreign policy.

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?

[President Obama @POTUS44]

I'm still asking you to believe - not in my ability to bring about change, but in yours. I believe in change because I believe in you.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

OH MY GOD HE'S DOING IT. @HamillHimself reads Trump quotes in the Joker's voice. Here we go... https://t.co/qJIduaYrTO

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

@punkplaid Always happy to lend a hand. #IMeantToDoThat

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

@punkplaid Like this? https://t.co/cnxgx1m7AO

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

@punkplaid Nice friends you have. Mine only send them with a bite or two taken out first. 😉

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

@punkplaid https://t.co/9LudDjQ2bW

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

Noodlework! Knitting With Instant Noodles!!
https://t.co/VjrpmGzTSQ

#noodlework #andknittingandknittingandknitting

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

@punkplaid Kids? Yep. MrsScoot? Probably not, but can always hope for a Christmas miracle!

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

And nuclear power too! Oh. Shit. He said nukes. https://t.co/LL0EiLXDKW

[The Nib ✒️ @thenib]

Happy holidays from The Nib.

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

@pierre and this is the Google autocomplete for "What cities..." today (excuse the typo)

[Stephen Cebik @oldscoot]

@punkplaid You've met your niece and nephew, then? 😫