* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳.

⠀⠀… ⠀ ⠀ jesus⠀⠀ christ,⠀⠀you ⠀⠀lot ⠀⠀ are ⠀⠀about ⠀⠀as ⠀⠀much ⠀⠀use ⠀⠀ as ⠀⠀ a ⠀⠀paper ⠀⠀condom. ⠀⠀

[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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      📂 𝙹𝙰𝙲𝙺𝚂𝙾𝙽 𝙻𝙰𝙼𝙱, 𝙼𝙸𝟻:
      𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝, 𝚞𝚗𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍, 𝚞𝚗𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍

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https://t.co/evQNeFTxJB

[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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i know you think of me as a father figure, and want to do well to impress me, … but if you weren’t all useless fuck – ups, you’d not be here in the first place.
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[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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nicotine breath and a sour outlook: “having fun, are we?” sarcasm; evidently.
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[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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waving it in their general direction.

“you know, seeing you all together reminds me why i come into work every morning.”

golden crumbs and blue-grey smoke flew in opposite directions.

“it’s cause i’ve a cockroach infestation at home.”
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[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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lamb eyed his crew - some say ‘team’; he preferred ‘minions’ - with a malevolent eye, the other being scrunched shut against the smoke from his cigarette.

the blinds were drawn as usual, but sunlight had found a little leverage, »
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[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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and was currently painting stripes on the wall, and across the heads and shoulders of said minions, who were bunched like suspects in an old-fashioned film.

in the same hand that held his cigarette lamb was wielding a danish pastry, »
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[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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where the fuck is everyone? … useless chits.
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[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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shoes off. feet up ( * holey socks ). rumbling snores. productive day at work.
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[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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almost magically producing a single cigarette from his pocket only to light it. inside.
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[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓼𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗎𝗌𝗌. @heldrank]

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♕ … 𝕸𝖮𝖳𝖧𝖤𝖱. 𝕵𝖴𝖲𝖳𝖨𝖢𝖤 ,
　
†

‘ 𝗒𝗈𝗎’𝗋𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗁 . . .
𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝙣͟𝙚͟𝙫͟𝙚͟𝙧͟ 𝗆𝖾𝗍 𝗆𝖾　⎯ .ᐟ‍ ’
⠀⠀

[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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letting an extra fat one rip and linger— since it’s such a special day today. enjoy. you’re welcome.
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[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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      📂 𝙹𝙰𝙲𝙺𝚂𝙾𝙽 𝙻𝙰𝙼𝙱, 𝙼𝙸𝟻:
      𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝, 𝚞𝚗𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍, 𝚞𝚗𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍

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https://t.co/evQNeFTxJB

[‍ ‍ ♛. ‍ 𝒍𝘢𝘥𝘺 ‍ 𝘥𝘪 @unfuqkwithable]

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　⠀ 𝑵𝘖　 * ᴼ͟ᴺ͟ᴱ 　 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 　 https://t.co/IZ2aOk62LV
┈┈┈┈ 𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑎 𝑡𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑟

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[Sid Baker. @SidonieBaker]

𝑺𝒊𝒅 𝑩𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒓 might have walked out of a commercial. It didn't matter for what product. She was all 𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔 and 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒉 𝒂𝒊𝒓; even her freckles seemed carefully graded. Underneath her scent, River detected the whiff of 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒉 𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒚.

[River Cartwright. 🌊 @ZER0C0MPLEX]

https://t.co/3CkCoVdkSs

[* ‍ 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 ‍ 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳. @oldslob]

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      📂 𝙹𝙰𝙲𝙺𝚂𝙾𝙽 𝙻𝙰𝙼𝙱, 𝙼𝙸𝟻:
      𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝, 𝚞𝚗𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍, 𝚞𝚗𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍

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