Every man I have ever been intimate with has called me a “good girl” which is not only antithetical and plainly untrue, it is also corny, boring and played out. SAY SOMETHING ELSE. But also I kind of like it
Wouldn’t it be crazy if someone got high for the first time in 3 years and then jerked off until her vibrator died and then texted that one man she could never stop thinking about and then find out he’s married and then eat an entire bag of potato chips?