conner

she/her

[conner @oldspinsterr]

Why does my best friend Avery (@champangepapie) not follow me on twitter? A thread 🧵

[conner @oldspinsterr]

The time has come. I am deleting twitter. Im thinking i will move my thoughts to close friends on insta and also tiktok. Thank you @nillefawn

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I did not get laid on my hinge date last night but I did get his old le creuset dish ware set for free and I think that’s all that really matters

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I’m looking very syphilitic today

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I have to rename myself to like adrianna or christina or something so you bitches will call me she

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“Thank you” I say to the bus driver then I whisper… “i love you”

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Another day of being they themed by all my coworkers

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Already missing unemployment i literally cant do anything fun ever again

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She’s bald!!!

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The faggots will not let me see hayley williams

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Sam levinson weird chaser bitch

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Sam levinson stop writing forever challenge

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MY VIBE IS HIGH

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“Sexy stride my girl” - man walking out of the san rafael public library

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I understand why ppl sleep on the subway it’s like being rocked like a baby

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Stealing teabags from wework

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Sitting in central park waiting on the riskiest text of my life eating a fat ass bagel

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I am in new york mutha fuckin cityyyy

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Every man I have ever been intimate with has called me a “good girl” which is not only antithetical and plainly untrue, it is also corny, boring and played out. SAY SOMETHING ELSE. But also I kind of like it

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Wouldn’t it be crazy if someone got high for the first time in 3 years and then jerked off until her vibrator died and then texted that one man she could never stop thinking about and then find out he’s married and then eat an entire bag of potato chips?