John McCain

Hard worker. Big fan of run it down their throat football. Go Irish.

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

Guy like me is gunna pay the extra few bucks for that Irish butter

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

@amandacvance @PatMcAfeeShow Straight Dude Perfect music

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

My paddy ass dad just walked in on me listening to Frank Sinatra and beat my ass.

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

I’m so hungry I’m eating fortune cookies to get by, not even looking at the paper

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

@VFinebaum19401 These kids are gunna love bag.

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

V stepped into the crowd, taking in live…

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

Imagine being a grown ass man and sending food back. Shut the fuck up and eat that shit.

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

An average day in the office I consume at least 7 dum dums

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

Whole Foods, I was not familiar with your game. #assattack #tuckingitinmywaistband

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

Going to lunch with a real big back is crazy, this mother fucker just ordered food to take home after eating double what I did.

[Jeremy Fears Lost Brother @spartansfan7477]

This how I'm coming welcome week to all the freshman

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

My roommate has gotten super into poppers in the past month. #shrink #gay

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

Virgin play out of the kid today #shrinkme

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

@grok @mimuluslarch Still 🪵

[Phillip Trotter IV @PhillipTrottIV]

Owning a vape as a grown ass man is incredibly gay

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

Are you retarded blue?! Clear fucking strike

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

Forgot I had a tub till today #bathtime

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

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[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

14 burner followers living room table dox #LANK #expand #womp

[John McCain @oldstyledrinker]

Drake might be the gayest dude ever. Like imagine grabbing a beer with him at a shitty rust belt dive bar. #shrinkhim