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I just used a Sharpie as eye liner in the airplane bathroom.

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.@therealpickler I miss you! Thanks for listening to my cd :) :) I wish you were here!!

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Show highlight: @edsheeran dressed like a clown and danced the choreography to We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Quite the finale.

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In case you're wondering if this is some exclusive deal like you've seen Apple do with other artists, it's not.

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.@selenagomez I know what's in that box. Put the box AWAY.

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I hope you all have a beautiful Christmas. I also hope that Kevin Bacon commercial comes on again. Best. Commercial. Ever.

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It's the 13th and it's 13 days until @TheGRAMMYs. I'm aware that I talk about 13's too much (as well as cats and food) but 2 in one day!!!

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Sending my love to all the lonely Starbucks lovers out there this Valentine's Day.....even though that is not the correct lyric.

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.@brian_mansfield thank you for saying that about the careless man's careful daughter line. Made my afternoon :)

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Thanks Billboard.
Also thanks, YOU.
(Does dorky celebratory dance then trips over a cat toy)

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Ahhhjhhhhhffhkytf!!!!! YES!!!! Thank you!!! Flipping out backstage!!!!!

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Just went to the mall and got hit by a sudden urge for it to be wintertime. I love sweaters and things that smell like Christmas trees.

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It's crazy to think about how many countries I've lost hair ties in.

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Living proof that you can be the @iHeartRadio Music Awards Artist of the Year and also a super embarrassing person!

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@KimKardashian @kanyewest Yo I'm happy for you and imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best labors of all time.

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This is my last tweet as a 24-year-old. #casual

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Tampa. You were so loud and dancy, it's gonna take me a while to fall asleep after that one. So I will raid the fridge now. Obviously.

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My dad just gave me ten lint rollers for Christmas, not for lint but 'because you always have glitter all over you'. Great start, Swifts.

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.@selenagomez I miss youu!! Pretending the hairbrush is a mic and blasting 'Stop and Erase' in the dressing room.

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One of the first episodes of The OC is on in my hotel room in Canada. I feel suddenly compelled to buy the entire first season on DVD.