Coming to you through the wonders of tomorrow’s manner of telegram! The cat’s meow of wrestling! Bruno’s, bearcats and bimbos! A sports sockdollager! [Angled]
Alright you flaming youths and flappers, the matches for The Big Cheese are out. There will be danger! There will be excitement! And there will be an Intercontinental Champion crowned!
Who do you cats and kittens think will end the night raising this FIFTEEN POUNDS of gold?
An urgent telegram from HQ! Keep those peepers glued to this communication line! Match-ups for the “Big Cheese” are to be announced in the coming days!
Don’t let those big peekers fool you for a moment. This ain’t no moll, she’s a smuggler. If you got a load you need out of the motherland and brought to the New World, she’s your gal. Barring she fancies a doublecross. Gwendoline is the thirty second grappler in the tournament.