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Watching TV, out of touch, telling you about it.

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The only acceptable part of #TheHoliday is the #cottagecore

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Is the thesis of #titanic to make out with whomever bc you might die a few hours from now 🤔

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For Drew’s sake, I really wish the Bravermans would just let the poor boy study 🥺 #parenthood

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Can’t talk right now, I’m hunting in business casual #Twilight #breakingdawn #coldgirlshit

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Joel moved out… like a little bitch

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POV: when you like bad boys 😏 #twilightnewmoon #TwilightSaga

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If there is a social worker present on an episode of #thementalist THEY WILL be the villain. BUT WE KNOW THE TRUTH. Jane and his wretched ethics are the villain 😡

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THE ANTI-SOCIAL WORK AGENDA ON #TheMentalist OFFENDS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This would probably hurt, no? 🤔

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Just #twilight New Moon things 💁🏼‍♀️🎉

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Who is messier

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The first #twilight movie is pretty Jacob light, which is good because the wig was doing most of the acting.

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Despite discovering the overt Mormonism allegories in #twilight, my biggest takeaway is that I wish Bella and Edward would close their GD mouths.

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The HEIGHT of fashion.

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“He’s totally gorgeous…obviously” 🤢

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Incapable of being current whatsofuckingever, get ready for some ice cold takes on #twilight

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Emily Gilmore was right about Sarah Braverman 😏

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When taken as intended, watching #parenthood is a highly effective form of birth control 🥴

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Kristina, if you’re listening, you are brave. You are beautiful. You are kind. You deserve more 💔