ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ

⠀ ⠀ ‍ ⠀ &̲ ⠀ ⠀ GOTTA ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀MYSELF.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

⠀ ⠀.. what doesn't ᴷᴵᴸᴸ you
⠀ ⠀makes you a ⸻ 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟.

[TTK @TakuAber]

#jasontodd

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

damn, i’m old.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

now there’s a raccoon too. jesus christ.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

morning.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸻┈ 𝓧𝐈̵𝐈̵𝐈̵ ،̲،̲ @OPHIDIACIDE]

Good morning.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

wealth.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

... i don’t know either.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

nahh, you should google it.

[‍‍  ‍‍ ‍‍ *  S͟UPER ‍‍ᶜᵒᵖ  ‍‍ @1998raccoon]

hey, i mean —— it’d be pretty helpful if you tell me what it means.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

YOU’RE THE ONE TORMENTING ME ????????

[𝕯ylan 𝕭lake | ディラン・ブレイク @SILENTG4MBIT]

Leave me alone, right meow.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

“ eh?? why not?? ” brows knit, sounding genuinely offended. “ i used to be a cop, y’know? you can TOTALLY trust me. ” thinking... 💭 “ no⸻yeah, that came out wrong. i wouldn’t trust me either. ”

[ᅠᅠ﹑ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝚃𐍂 ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠAIT＊𝚁 ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ* ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ!̲ @fearechoes]

ᅠ
“ not crazy !̲ it’s tradition.. and no,
i don’t trust you to accept a drink.
err, i’ll go now. yes. goodbye, ” a
little red in the face, embarrassed.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

“ bonded... hah. that’s 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘺, man. but, yeah, don’t worry about your powerful toy. i’ve lost interest. ” another sip, eyes sweeping over him once again. “ do you want a beer? ”

[ᅠᅠ﹑ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝚃𐍂 ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠAIT＊𝚁 ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ* ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ!̲ @fearechoes]

ᅠ
glaring now.. “ it’s not————are you
listening ?̲ it is not a toy. they are
powerful tools we are bonded to, ” he
corrects sharply. “ you’re quite rude. ”

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

grown ass man meowing at me. okay. haha. you’re so funny.

[𝕯ylan 𝕭lake | ディラン・ブレイク @SILENTG4MBIT]

Mew meow me-meow. Mew mewooooo meow !

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

@SILENTG4MBIT / he's sooooo mature

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

i’m sorry to hear about your accident tomorrow.

[𝕯ylan 𝕭lake | ディラン・ブレイク @SILENTG4MBIT]

Meow meow meow.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

“ alright, alright... forgive me for not believing in you. ” shrugs again, turning his back to grab another beer. one sip, then a deep breath⸻𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨. “ your toy is pretty cool, though. ”

[ᅠᅠ﹑ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝚃𐍂 ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠAIT＊𝚁 ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ* ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ!̲ @fearechoes]

ᅠ
“ we aren’t a joke, no matter the small
amount of us there is left, ” sternly.
not amused by this individual.. cal’s
ready to flick his forehead, frankly.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

well, not my problem. stop meowing at me.

[𝕯ylan 𝕭lake | ディラン・ブレイク @SILENTG4MBIT]

Then why is back? Maybe they like you.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

he arches an eyebrow, smirk growing a little. then a snort, gaze drifting away. “ wow. right... right, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. i must be drunk. there’s no way you’re serious right now. ”

[ᅠᅠ﹑ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝚃𐍂 ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠAIT＊𝚁 ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ* ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ!̲ @fearechoes]

ᅠ
“ jedi, ” half———mumbled, brows
burrowed. “ guardian of peace to our
galaxy. the lightsaber’s are important
to us, too important to lend it to just
anyone. ”

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

i don’t like cats.

[𝕯ylan 𝕭lake | ディラン・ブレイク @SILENTG4MBIT]

What did that cat do to you.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

the goddamn cat is back. #guess i’m sleeping in my car tonight.

[ᅠ..ᅠᅠlifeᅠ&̲ᅠdeath.ᅠ @olduniform]

i can’t believe it.

[‍‍  ‍‍ ‍‍ *  S͟UPER ‍‍ᶜᵒᵖ  ‍‍ @1998raccoon]

dead serious, actually.