raymond stone

Software developer, gadget hoarder, tool hoarder and voted 2019 winner of man most likely to make Victor Meldrew seem cheery. All views are personal.

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Liz Truss claims she suffers from lettuce-induced PTSD: Liz Truss has blamed her reaction to the latest Led By Donkeys stunt on her diagnosis of lettuce-related PTSD. https://t.co/SUUGJqSoYn

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Viennetta on a stick will make everything alright: In a world of rising far-right tensions, billionaire egomaniacs dominating social media, and the threat of a Donald Trump return to the White House, experts have concluded that the only thing that will… https://t.co/z03jIswy8H

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Scientists confirm huge Mars water reservoir already cleaner than most British rivers: In a discovery that could reshape humanity’s plans for life beyond our own planet, scientists have confirmed that a massive underground reservoir of water on Mars is… https://t.co/2OCdgb3IUU

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Three-hour Musk Trump interview edited to remove misinformation now down to 90 seconds: Elon Musk's three-hour interview with Donald Trump has been edited to remove all misinformation spread by both men, ensuring the conversation is now an easily… https://t.co/ohVKSsaurE

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Tommy Robinson not that fussed about going to Westminster Abbey to protest at all the Christian child abusers: Far-right investigative shouter and convicted fraudster Tommy Robinson has claimed that paedophiles inside the Christian church are much… https://t.co/zbR5LX8USQ

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The Manipulation Of Perception: In many ways, the fabricated, hysterical furore of Humza Yousaf Vs Elon Musk is the ultimate in summer-silly-season politics stories. Absurdly plainly, the former First Minister ISN’T going to take any legal action… https://t.co/k1Dqybmvnt

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Just bring us the bottle of ketchup with the chips, pub restaurants told: This bullshit with little pots of ketchup has to stop, Britain’s pubs and burger joints have been told today. https://t.co/TR1f8dz7Zm

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Man ‘silenced by Keir Starmer’ has actually never been louder: A man claiming to have been silenced by 'two tier Keir' is today telling thousands of people across social media. https://t.co/OGJzE5n0m5

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Arsehole to interview twat: Right-wing MAGA Twitter is all a-flummox ahead of tonight's interview of Donald Trump by Elon Musk. https://t.co/tM6CbiBnd7

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‘Two-tier policing’ and other phrases that allow you to easily identify gullible simpletons: People who publicly complain about 'two-tier' policing because people they agree with are being punished by laws that have existed for a decade, are making it… https://t.co/NkBiG1pyeL

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Olympic rings cut up to avoid harming wildlife: As the 2024 Olympics close, the rings which symbolise the celebration of athletic competition have been ceremonially cut up and carefully disposed of rather than being thrown into the sea or the bottom of… https://t.co/WmwplAciHP

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Donald Trump receives endorsement from Dick Dastardly: Donald Trump has secured his own highly-prized cartoon endorsement from the ever-popular Dick Dastardly. https://t.co/fDUVLBBiIO

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Ten Years Asleep: Exactly a decade ago today, on 11 August 2014, the Wee Blue Book was released. This was where things stood at that moment in time. One month after the WBB, that 20-point gap was down, like-for-like, to two points. (Or five or four,… https://t.co/HMu5iHdeHF

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New world record established after woman detects her husband sitting down from 235 metres away: The long-held 129-metre record in the field of giving husbands a chore within seconds of them getting comfortable, was shattered yesterday as Mrs Patson in… https://t.co/rPzWr7YbWA

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Scientists discover Schrodinger’s Starmer, who is simultaneously both a totally ineffective incompetent, while also being capable of creating an entirely new two-tier legal system in a fortnight: Scientists are hailing the discovery of Schrodinger's… https://t.co/NLM39pfSsu

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Humanity doomed after cats evolve opposable thumbs: Scientists believe humanity is 'pretty much buggered' after cats evolved opposable thumbs. https://t.co/Mc8nluSmTe

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Anything other than shouting angrily about immigrants now considered ‘dangerously woke’: With the exception of shouting angrily about immigration, literally everything a person can do or say should be considered ‘dangerously woke’ and is therefore not… https://t.co/NTqLeuXAGI

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67,411th black Londoner to be stopped and searched this year excited to hear about Two-Tier Kier: As rumours swirl of protesters being treated differently by both the police and the establishment based on their political affiliation and skin colour,… https://t.co/vPM3ul6q0j

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Paris 2024 competitor forced to run final in underpants after forgetting kit: An Olympic athlete has been made to run their race in their vest and underpants after forgetting to bring their kit in. https://t.co/gmN6t4CRvk

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Stop calling them the ‘Farage Riots’, demands man behind the Farage Riots: Nigel Farage has demanded people stop referring to nationwide anti-immigrant far-right disturbances as the Farage Riots, simply because he loudly encouraged the sentiment behind… https://t.co/ApdX24rKVD