Joshua Thomley

Angry gay. Talkative introvert. Pizza connoisseur. Feminist. Cat lover. Gamer. Sarcastic asshole. Unapologetically me. #NoFucksGiven

[Joshua Thomley @OldWitchThomley]

@AskAmex I do not. Im trying to simultaneously activate my card and create and account. But I have been locked out for some reason. I’ve been on hold with the number I was given for 2 HOURS and 18 minutes now waiting to speak to a human.

[Joshua Thomley @OldWitchThomley]

@AskAmex I’ve already tried.

[Joshua Thomley @OldWitchThomley]

@AskAmex Thanks. It’s the American Express Cash Magnet Card. I received it today but went to logon to the app to make an account and it said to contact customer support.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please share with friends and family in Georgia:

If you voted absentee in Georgia, please check the status of your ballot now.

If it was rejected, you have until 5pm on Friday, November 6, to fix it and make sure your vote counts.

https://t.co/dbcsk0fv0R

[Joshua Thomley @OldWitchThomley]

@moby_dickhead Totally screenshot this file while playing the other day too! 😂🦠☠️🎮

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I'm running for president. Let's do this together. Join us: https://t.co/9KwgFlgZHA

[Joshua Thomley @OldWitchThomley]

@FloridaSunsFan

[Joshua Thomley @OldWitchThomley]

Finally home in Brooklyn. Santa brought me vodka and tacos for Christmas! #SoBlessed

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Enjoy the holiday season with the ones you love. Michelle and I wish you a very Merry Christmas!

[Joshua Thomley @OldWitchThomley]

Merry Christmas to all and to all I’m drunk in some random city in Missouri! #MessyChristmas2018

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Wait, Christmas magic is wine? 🍷

[Joshua Thomley @OldWitchThomley]

@Brandz1987 Messy.

[Joshua Thomley @OldWitchThomley]

@JohnRobertsFun I feel personally attacked by this tweet. 🧓🏼

[Joshua Thomley @OldWitchThomley]

@FloridaSunsFan

[Joshua Thomley @OldWitchThomley]

When you are working out everyday but start to break down...

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

It's the Billy on the Street AMY POEHLER CHRISTMAS CAROL AMBUSH!!! A HOLIDAY CLASSIC!!!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

It's that time of year - the AMY POEHLER CHRISTMAS CAROL AMBUSH from BILLY ON THE STREET! A HOLIDAY CLASSIC! #tbt #BillyontheStreet

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

It must be repeated every single day that Trump and the entire Republican Party, via the RNC, are actively campaigning for a pedophile to join the Senate.

[Joshua Thomley @OldWitchThomley]

@TerryNirvTse @Infosec_Rogue @BlizzardCS