I went outside today with ONE objective.
Get the mail.
That’s it.
A normal adult activity that should take approximately 45 seconds.
Unfortunately, I saw a crow.
And the crow saw me.
Now, I don’t know what came over me, but I nodded at him.
He nodded back.
So obviously we’re colleagues now.
I said, “What’s up, fucker?”
He screamed.
I screamed back.
This was apparently the password.
Because ANOTHER crow showed up.
Then another.
Within two minutes I had accidentally assembled a small airborne council in my driveway.
My neighbor walked outside and asked what I was doing.
I said, “Diplomacy.”
She went back inside.
Smart woman.
Anyway, I decided my new associates deserved snacks, so I went inside and came back with peanuts.
This is where negotiations deteriorated.
One crow took a peanut.
One crow stole THREE.
And Gerald—
I named the biggest one Gerald—
Gerald ignored the peanuts entirely and stole a fucking spoon off my porch.
Why was there a spoon on my porch?
Irrelevant.
Gerald has it now.
That’s between him and God.
I tried following him because THAT WAS A GOOD SPOON.
This resulted in me barefoot, halfway across the yard, yelling,
“GERALD YOU THIEVING SKY BASTARD, WE HAD AN AGREEMENT.”
That’s when I noticed a little kid across the street staring at me.
I stared back.
He stared at the crows.
Then back at me.
I whispered, “They’ve chosen me.”
His mother immediately called him inside.
Anyway.
I never got the mail.
Gerald has my spoon.
There are now seven crows sitting on the power line outside my house.
And one of them just dropped a bottle cap on my driveway.
So either I’ve been accepted into their society…
or they’re paying me.
I don’t know.
But tomorrow I’m giving them walnuts and assigning ranks.
Gerald is already on thin fucking ice.
@HealthRanger Hold up I’m older than 50 and didn’t get the first mRNA shot and I’m certainly not going to get this one. So be careful with your words. I don’t want anyone jumping on me verbally or otherwise because they think I’m a shedder.
I went to Walmart and got some food and some household ancillaries. Detergent, garbage bags, some wrapping paper, cream, cheese, sausage, and tortillas.
$90.
There's absolutely no way that people who actually work for a living aren't furious.
Every single one.
I make over six figs and I have to worry more about money than when I made half as much. I can't imagine how furious people who make avg wage are.
NOT ONE OF MY VACCINATED FEMALES HAD A UNCOMPLICATED PREGNANCY WITH A HEALTHY BABY!!
-lets talk about 2 &3rd trimester loss, lets talk about women who opted for an abortion because of horrifically malformed babies, lets talk about neonatal death.
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy Name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
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For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen
Christ Is King!
Yammering on and on for two years about processed food and artificial food dyes while simultaneously approving new mRNA vaccines is f*cking infuriating.
LA Times Owner;
“We’re Going to have to Address the Rising Instance of Cancer in Relation to Covid Vaccines — For the first time in my career, I’ve seen an 8, 9, and 10 year-old with colon cancer. For the first time in my career, I’ve had a 13-year-old child in my clinic due metastatic pancreatic cancer.”
People need to be held accountable… we simply cannot move on without it. Too many atrocious crimes were committed. Too many lives were ruined and lost.
I didn't think the news about the covid shot couldn't get any worse. Not only did it kill couple people I know. Not only did it almost kill a number of others. It apparently killed 82% of first trimester babies. When all totaled, the death toll from the shot is mind boggling.
Judges sentence on Snuggles 11-24-25
In the beginning of the hearing she stated she never dealt with a case like this before so had to look up some rules
#SaveSnuggles