Dazman the Aussie

made of water, meat, bones, flesh, other random organs and stuff.

[Dazman the Aussie @oledazman]

Let's go boys, looking for a win today.
#foreverfreo

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@POTUS Absolutely. We need to spend billions to protect our biggest and most important trade routes, the ones between us and China, from... the... ummm.... Chinese....

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@Grandpajoe42 When google maps tells you there is another way that is 2 minutes faster.

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@Eaglesfan3710 @shawnwarswick 😂 I do like your headline. Do you work for the West Australian?

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@Eaglesfan3710 @shawnwarswick I don't think the Eagles will be winning their own meat raffle for quite some time, so I hope you are wrong. Going to put on for the next derby?

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@Eaglesfan3710 @shawnwarswick Now try doing it without being high on drugs!! 🤣😂

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@davenewworld_2 All you Americans that say "there should be more trash cans" and make stupid excuses for being lazy, please do not ever come to Australia! You take it in, you take it out. In my family when we go camping we make a rule to leave it BETTER than we found it. Its called respect.

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@Eaglesfan3710 @shawnwarswick I meant out of us and the wet toast weagles! I support two teams... Fremantle and whoever is playing the Eagles. This year has been one the best seasons ever! Lol...😂

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@TomS29132700 @FoxNews Without actually doing anything you are absolutely right. There seems to be an awful lot of blaming the problem on one thing but no action taken because people think it's only one thing causing the problem and won't agree to do anything unless it's the one thing they want changed

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@GeorgeTakei Hi George. I loved you in "the big bang theory" 👍

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@N3v3rSayDi3 @Hoont Here in Australia I don't need to be a mechanic to be able to survive a shooting. I can walk around in public not even thinking about it... #guncontrolworks

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@CNN Yawn.... Oh, another shooting in 'Murica... I'm sure one day they'll figure it out and do what the rest of the world has figured out a long time ago.

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@FoxNews Makes me laugh how fox news will twist a headline and only report part of a story to suit their own political agenda. Read a bit more about French abortion laws and compare them to the US before deciding Macron is a hypocrite.

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@jonathansfrakes I've got it. And I'll give it all to you, but first you just need to transfer a small "handling" fee into my bank account to cover costs. 10 million dollars should cover it... Then I'll wire all the other money back to you in full.

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@GeorgeTakei Didn't you have it set to stun?? What kind of barbarian are you?!?