Oleg Jones

East Europe cheese merchant

[Oleg Jones @olegjones]

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[Oleg Jones @olegjones]

Oleg's sofa survive blast! Have stench of burning hair and stale urine. At least sofa is same as always.

[Oleg Jones @olegjones]

Explosion make attract many wild boar. Boar tear at stinking, charred Oleg flesh and make off with foreskin

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Oleg's cave also very much destroy.

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Despite festive time, Oleg must say Oleg be very badly burned on entire right side of body, I lose 90% body hair, and only two nipple remain

[Oleg Jones @olegjones]

Although evening be tainted by catastrophic firework mistake, Oleg want wish you happy the new year.

[Oleg Jones @olegjones]

procedure available including bone stripping, blood replacement, scrote tightening, excess organ removal, and minor plastic surgery.

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Oleg perform surgery many times for many animal, there be no need distrust Oleg. many popular procedure available for perform by Oleg.

[Oleg Jones @olegjones]

Oleg find be cheese merchant very dull, so oleg make attempt to begin back alley surgery business near city train station.

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Oleg then be pinned under cow, and have only cheese for food, for past few months, until cow is decomposed enough for release oleg

[Oleg Jones @olegjones]

this come as surprise to oleg; not only is oleg in middle of hymalayas where cows no be common, but unusually large cow is dead.

[Oleg Jones @olegjones]

Oleg first run into trouble when I left for cheese round back in September after experiment with rats, and unusually large cow land on Oleg.

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Oleg is sorry for lack of tveet for so long, oleg be caught up in business for long time and only just remove himself from situation...

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Oleg may need rethink theory, 2 minutes in and all rats die?

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Oleg be still lost in hymalayas, so must settle for putting theory into practise with community of rats in cave basement.

[Oleg Jones @olegjones]

equal rights can make achieve by giving everyone NO rights. Oleg know the answer.

[Oleg Jones @olegjones]

Oleg know solution to communism, solution be equal rights.

[Oleg Jones @olegjones]

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Oleg slip and break all eggs!

[Oleg Jones @olegjones]

why is there plastic sleeve on floor???