Kate Cole

JAFERD, @vumc_emres alum, always a godmother, never a god

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

Sometimes I get flustered that people pee on the floor of my workplace, but the I remember I’m likely unemployable in any other context

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

trying not to read too much into this as an omen but a homeless man did just moon me as i was driving into work

[Seva @SevaUT]

An FBI raid on a former president sets a dangerous precedent by implying the rule of law applies equally to everyone.

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

does Warren Jeffs look like a grotesque Bob Saget?

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

shopping for furniture i keep asking the question:

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

one of the most triggering phrases in my specialty is when i ask a patient was brings them in and they say “you tell me” and stop talking

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

@GoodishIntent “i skipped dialysis”

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

should i stop looking at redfin now that i bought a house? yes. will i? …

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

@CatDocMD 4 alarms, 0 snooze

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

@MDaware @Maximal_Change @jtrebach i wish i was at an arby’s. there’s better food and cooler people there —amy poehler

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

a cool thing about being a woman is when you introduce yourself as, say, Doctor Cole, people think doctor is just your first name. NEAT!

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

you may be thinking, 300k for this ramshackle? the good news is it’s in a dangerous part of town which means you can sell meth right from your doorstep to fund the renovations

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

made it two whole years..

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

@glee_writes samosa

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

“short king spring” is inviting tom cruise and napoleon energy into 2022

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

@GroundLvlFall @JamesGField if this is your way of saying we don’t take enough trips, i’ll start planning

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

if men had to get IUDs they would definitely get sedation for it. i will not be taking questions.

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

the biggest take away from all these documentaries and news stories (tinder swindler, bad vegan, elizabeth holmes) is how cringey everyone’s texts are. it’s strictly business from me from here on out

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

i would say 2/3 of david sedaris’s stories are set in a dentist’s office. which is not a criticism

[Kate Cole @olekcole]

one of the things i hate most about myself is that one day after i wash and change my sheets i think “you know what would spice things up? if i ate a multi course meal of crunchy, crumby food, right here in this bed” and i never learn.

[Sam J Cohn, MD @samjcohn]

Who are these absolute monsters that have $850k in cash? How am I supposed to compete with that in our house hunt?