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🇳🇴 Norway Enters The Chat, Politely Informs World It Will Be Repossessing The United States

WASHINGTON, DC, and also technically somewhere west of Reykjavik in spirit.

In a calm statement delivered over a mug of black coffee and the sound of a distant wool sweater being folded with authority, the Government of Norway announced Monday that it will be taking the United States back.

The decision follows what Norwegian officials described as “a confusing sequence of international property disputes,” including renewed American talk of acquiring Greenland, pressure campaigns on allies, and the general vibe of someone trying to rewrite a rental agreement with a marker.

“We have reviewed the paperwork,” said a spokesperson, producing a laminated map of the North Atlantic and tapping it twice for emphasis. “And according to our records, the first Europeans to find North America did not arrive in a luxury cruise ship with a gift shop. They arrived in an unreasonably damp boat with a determined attitude. Therefore, as a matter of historical fairness, Norway will be reclaiming the United States.”

Asked what Norway plans to do with the US, officials outlined a practical, step by step approach.

First, a national safety inspection.

“Right now the country is running hot,” said the spokesperson, noting that Norway intends to install guardrails, update the wiring, and replace several rhetorical load bearing beams that appear to have been removed for no clear reason. “We will also be introducing a national concept known as ‘outside voice’ and limiting it to reasonable hours.”

Second, a cultural restoration project.

Norway clarified that this is not about punishment, but about stewardship.

“We keep hearing talk about Viking heritage,” the spokesperson said. “With respect, heritage is not a bumper sticker. Heritage is being able to walk outside in bad weather and still function. Heritage is eating something that did not come from a drive through window. Heritage is carrying a piece of furniture up stairs without declaring civil war.”

As part of the transition, Norway will introduce a new physical fitness test for all public officials, tentatively titled “Can You Move A Reasonable Rock Without A Podcast About It.”

The test has three parts:
1.A brisk walk without live commentary.
2.Carrying groceries with both hands, no rolling suitcase.
3.A ceremonial attempt to lift a moderately heavy hammer while remaining emotionally regulated.

The US Department of Everything immediately issued a response saying it is “reviewing the situation,” a phrase Norway confirmed it will be replacing with “we will do it by Friday.”

Meanwhile, Denmark released a short statement welcoming Norway’s interest in rules based order, adding that the Kingdom would prefer everyone stop trying to acquire large Arctic assets like they are limited edition sneakers.

Norway concluded by assuring Americans that daily life will improve.

“There will be healthcare that does not involve financial suspense,” said the spokesperson. “There will be paid leave. There will be fewer ads for pills that list existential dread as a side effect. And the national emergency hotline will stop opening with, ‘Have you tried turning democracy off and on again.’”

When asked whether the United States consented to the takeover, Norway looked briefly confused.

“We assumed you would appreciate a plan,” the spokesperson said. “Also, we brought waffles.”

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[olemarius @olemarius]

@anerdguynow I’ve experienced issues where the CPU is throttled after sleep rendering my Ultra Core 9 H185 useless at 0.25 Ghz until a full shutdown. Fix is to never sleep. Had the same issue on a 8 year old Dell XPS 9550. There’s no way I’m alone having this issue.

[Guillermo Rauch @rauchg]

So counter-intuitively brilliant

[Evan You @evanyou]

Rolldown is open source!

The Rust-based bundler designed for the future of Vite. It is still a work in progress, but it's now in a state that we are happy to share with the community and welcome contributions.

[olemarius @olemarius]

@shadcn Vertical navigation with nested menu items, typically placed in a collapsible left aligned sidebar. Perfect for building admins.

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@dannypostma «Render skin as if Louis Vuitton were into human taxidermy and were to produce the faces of deceased people to put on robots like RoboElvis and RoboJobs”

[olemarius @olemarius]

@fayazara @evanyou @nuxt_js Awesome! Would love to see shadcn-vue, vee-validate, zod, pinia, vue-router and other popular plugins/libs added too 🙌🏼

[olemarius @olemarius]

When I think of "pretty code" I never thought it'd be minified 😄 Great follow-up on epic showcase that went viral!

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[Evan You @evanyou]

For Vue users not using Nuxt: we are also working with @webfansplz to provide a new devtools implementation with similar DX for vanilla Vue applications :)

[Zernonia @zernonia]

After 4 months of hard work! I'm excited to share the first stable release for Radix Vue ! 🎉🎉

Thank you for all the love, and support @vuejs fam! 💚
We are excited to build more primitive components for you! 🚀

[olemarius @olemarius]

@adamwathan We’re currently looking into a good fit for our SaaS platform and we’re standing between waiting for Catalyst UI Kit to be released + ported to vue, or go with shadcn/ui (already ported). Are we talking (beta?) release 2023, or more likely 2024? Looks great btw!

[olemarius @olemarius]

@localhost_5173 OpenAI has an information cut-off at 2021, which limits how useful it is when asking for e.g. vue 3 with script setup questions. Can I get ChatKit to consume the entire vue 3 docs so whenever I come back and ask again it'll be up to date (no need to ask it to consume it again)?

[olemarius @olemarius]

@evanyou Ha! That’s volarious 😂

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@selbekk @vercel Looks like yes - https://t.co/mFVieoHYdB

Is Vercel GDPR compliant?
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[olemarius @olemarius]

Wow, just managed to set up a @turborepo w/pnpm workspace with @vuejs and @nuxt_js apps, all auto importing components from a shared component library, and deploying all apps to @vercel on push.. this is insanely powerful!🤯

[olemarius @olemarius]

@eirikhm Spennende! Lang ventetid på early-access? :-)

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@housecor Killing Internett Explorer 😂