Lichard

Watcher in the Night

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

Patience is an easy burden to bear for that which you truly desire. #RandomWiseWords

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

Looks like the insurance policy somewhere failed.

Sasa tungoje indicators of wrath

[ZimLive @zimlive]

MAJOR BREAKING: Millionaire tycoon Wicknell Chivayo has died after a helicopter crash in Marondera. His wife Lucy Muteke among the 6 victims. There were no survivors.

A police statement said: “The ZRP confirms a plane crash in Marondera Rural area at 1700 hours. The aircraft had 6 occupants.”

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

Said the layman to CJ Emeritus Maraga, “read the Constitution”😂

Letu jicho

[Dashy @DinahOmina]

@GacheriNdumba Sasa wewe hata chama haijazinduliwa yet usha decide kuna campaign secretariat ?Toa upuzi hapa opinions za watu za kijinga una attach kwa Sifuna kwa https://t.co/QE0KkJPeAT talk as if you have ever run a campaign ati serious campaigns angowa.

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

@DTBduo When I called the customer care centre last week, they said it will be sent via email.

Ni kama basi hamjaweka hio kwa script.

Duly noted. Thanks.

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

@DTBduo mliamua mtakuwa mnapeana ahadi kwa simu lakini kufulfil kwa ground ndio ngumu?😂

Kweli loan statement kitu ya kunyimana?

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

@haofuwei Okay. You are right.

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

Innocuous uwongo.

Wanasoftlaunch. They want to see whether they will become more palatable in the mainstream.

The very clever trap they have set is that any Kikuyu who seems to be against them is branded as having been brainwashed to the cultural “awakening” by yt man worship

[Hao fuwei @haofuwei]

@JUNX1ONG It’s a fringe innocuous movement. All peoples of Kenya have their cults. If they become a menace the state has capacity to deal with it

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

@MartinnaMaree At this rate I will be reaching out soon.

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

@Coopbankenya decided to call me at 6 am today and then try to gaslight me.

6 AM on a Sunday!

“We were unable to reach you on call. The app is working”

Since mmeamua tupimane, you will show me how the iOS app works fine.

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

Moots, what is the best bank for an SME that has a good app for ease of use?

@Coopbankenya app for business is utterly unusable on phone and clunky at best on web.

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

Moots, what is the best bank for an SME that has a good app for ease of use?

@Coopbankenya app for business is utterly unusable on phone and clunky at best on web.

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

Thome wa Rizi

[Wangū wa Majani @wanguwamajani]

Referring to the U.K. as kwa Sharuthi >>>>

[Wangū wa Majani @wanguwamajani]

Referring to the U.K. as kwa Sharuthi >>>>

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

@Irish_Potathoe Hio simu inifikie haraka tuifungie kwanza mzee😆

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

@wanguwamajani @DushiNjenga @shikumungai_ Might be imported. Never heard of this.

[NIRU @niru_kenya]

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[Lichard @olengatunyi]

Na one of these days nitajam nirant pale clock app.

What is the beef Kikuyu cultists have with Christianity that necessitates their constant derision?

Why don’t they also mock Islam?

Ebu let me put my thoughts properly together and script that video.

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

The call of Rome has been getting louder.

@wanguwamajani si you set up a blockade at Canterbury if I am successful in leaving Edinburgh?😅

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

@GacheriNdumba And this is the distinction people deliberately are refusing to make when they are painting with that big brush of kolonaiza.

Especially with those cultists who make it a point to be deragatory about Christianity in particular. The Muslim Kikuyu is never bashed.

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

Uzuri ya communal knowledge sharing ni hii.

We have more objective sources than bible thaai and gwata ndaĩ.

[Pretiosa periculis @GacheriNdumba]

But let’s be clear that is a very recent ‘tradition’ because twins used to be killed. (Some of my people converted over this.)

In my grandparents generation, we have twins and they’re not named on the same side, but in the next generation suddenly they are because “tradition.”

[Pretiosa periculis @GacheriNdumba]

But let’s be clear that is a very recent ‘tradition’ because twins used to be killed. (Some of my people converted over this.)

In my grandparents generation, we have twins and they’re not named on the same side, but in the next generation suddenly they are because “tradition.”

[Lichard @olengatunyi]

@FourthArchetype @manikiarie The extremists will say that style of naming alternating nĩ kũgeka mwana