olfan

Skater

[olfan @olfan_]

Wacha nitafute pesa sasa.jirani amenunua TV akaniuliza kama nataka box

[olfan @olfan_]

But you don't look kikuyu.
Me: Leally?

[olfan @olfan_]

Mliamua dresses zangu za dinner nivae tu nikiosha nyumba

[olfan @olfan_]

Friday ya hii wiki imekataa kabisa kufika.

[olfan @olfan_]

I have different names, any name you call me with I know where you know me from

[olfan @olfan_]

Heri kudate for money. Watu wa love
wanakapitia.

[olfan @olfan_]

To do list:
1. Buy a gun
2. Name it kindness
3. Kill people with kindness

[olfan @olfan_]

Egypt haiwezi kwama na Argentina for two minutes na ilikwama na Israelites for 40 years Maneno gani haya

[olfan @olfan_]

Religious people cheat, lie .gossip ,steal and fornicate but don't drink and smoke because it's a sin. Hilarious.

[olfan @olfan_]

Sahii kuna msichana mahali anajifanya amelewa ndio adinywe😂

[olfan @olfan_]

Siku njema huonekana pesa ikingia, fuck that
asubuhi shit

[olfan @olfan_]

So what next? Idk man let God cook!

[olfan @olfan_]

I'm big on"you couldve just told me”

[olfan @olfan_]

You call out a woman & their first defense is you're being Misogynistic. Fuck off

[olfan @olfan_]

Whatsapp sasa waongeze feature ya kwenda live nataka nianze kuwasomeanga memes nikizipost

[olfan @olfan_]

You get into tiktok comment section and realize you're not even in the top 2 billion funniest people on earth.

[olfan @olfan_]

one day u'll find someone who's obsessed with you and want all your time. that person will be your manager at work

[olfan @olfan_]

Chini ya maji we are turning 30s na hakuna mtu anataka kuongelea hiyo story
not me tho,y'all stay safe old bastards

[olfan @olfan_]

unnecessary friendships na wasichana hapo haunipati

[olfan @olfan_]

By law we all single 😂