Oliver Haines

These are my own miserable and misinformed views, usually about politics, food and rugby. Fond of all the above as well as interiors (sshhhh) and hospitality.

[Mark @mrkphllps1]

Nobody:

Gregg Wallace doing literally anything to avoid spending time with the non-verbal autistic son he never wanted:

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

@NeilNotGonnaLie @GreggAWallace Hysterical!

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

@JimmyS1979 @fesshole The best reply I’ve ever seen on @fesshole

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

@SkyHelpTeam @J_u_ff There are issues in the TW area, please check again sky

[Isabel Oakeshott @IsabelOakeshott]

Today 516 MPs voted to lock you up, criminalise you for seeing family and friends, and destroy thousands of livelihoods. The dreadful consequences will be on their shoulders.

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

@afneil Fantastic news, looking forward to GB News!

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

@ThisIsTomLittle I cannot stop laughing

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

@drbrackin @Barclaycard Doubtful David, I've been on for an hour and a half now. (Virgin credit card picked me up in under ten mins)

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

Hi @DisneyPlusUK like thousands of others my account has been hacked and an unauthorised user is using it. I’ve changed my password but It seems the unauthorised user would have to logout of device for the change of password to take effect. What other options do I have please?

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

@HackedOffHugh Your gated neighbourhood?

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

Jo Swinson loses her seat. Immediately begins campaign to 'Revoke 2019 election'.

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

No-one should dare try to pin this catastrophe on Corbyn alone. Those really to blame are the woke liberals and Toytown revolutionaries who dominate today's Labour party and forced Corbyn to support a second referendum. In doing so, they have brought about electoral oblivion.

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

@GordonL45822272 What a horrible piece of work

[Julian Popov @julianpopov]

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

[Christopher Meyer @SirSocks]

Today the Commons descended into a theatre of the absurd where it rejected simultaneously no-deal and a deal. It takes a special kind of cynicism to refuse to take ‘yes’ for an answer.

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

@googlecalendar It’s ok, it now seems to be working. Thanks

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

@googlecalendar is there currently a problem with google calendar? It’s slow and sometimes unresponsive.

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

@googlecalendar I’m using google chrome

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

@googlecalendar Apple MacBook Pro, thanks

[Oliver Haines @olhaines]

@HawksmoorLondon I still love this story, week done him and well done The Hawksmoor