Oli Cary

[Joke Blog @joke_blog]

Richard Ashcroft performs Bittersweet Symphony ahead of the Oasis gig, and this melon is on Shazam trying to find out what it's called 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Henry Moeran @henrymoeranBBC]

This is absolute art.

The field, the fading light, the celebrations…

[Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen]

Lads, you went into the tournament with no fit left back, no idea who plays in midfield, a half-injured captain and top scorer, and a knackered 21 yearold being asked to hold it all together.

Getting to the final and losing to the best team in the tournament is not actually bad?

[Jack Lang @jacklang]

Kane looks like he’s running through treacle. And his legs are also made of treacle. And there’s treacle in his lungs and in his eyes and in his soul. And he’s wading, he’s really trying, but it’s just all treacle and you can’t really tell where the treacle ends and he begins

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

I’m here once again, to say that Bryan’s Gunn is the best thing about this platform. Unreal.

[Jack Mitchell @jackthesticks]

Very wise. People are there to have a good time.

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Glad we finally settled that whole flag debate

[Football Ramble @FootballRamble]

“You’ve got to pay your tax but do it at the right time, you can be slow or fast but pay or you’ll get a fine” etc

[David Frankal 🟣 @DavidFrankal]

Sssssssssssee it, ssssssssssssay it, sssssorted.

[United Goals ⚽️ @UnitedGoals__]

Peter Drury commentary for Rashford's winning goal 👉🥶

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

NEW: conservatives have a Millennials problem.

In both UK & US, it’s not just that Millennials aren’t voting conservative because they’re young.

Every previous generation grew more conservative with age, but Millennials are not playing ball.

My column: https://t.co/MyIKv5sZ4o

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

[Tom Williams @tomwfootball]

France obviously haven't shown up but it's not like they played England or Morocco off the park. Problem with a game plan based on riding out difficult moments and taking your chances is that when you can't ride out difficult moments and you don't create chances, you're stuffed.

[Paddy Sisyphus @PaddySisyphus]

A lot will be said, a lot will be written, but you can't go into a World Cup with Sam Matterface as your lead commentator and expect to win it. That's the top and bottom of it.

[Oliver Holt @OllieHolt22]

France are a lovely, cultured football team with some wonderful players but England outplayed them for long periods of that game tonight. It was always going to be about fine margins - everyone said that - and Harry Kane's missed penalty was the decisive moment.

[Oli Cary @oli_cary]

Different class this tweet

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

I'm 30 years old.

And I run a $200M portfolio of businesses.

This is my daily routine:

[Gareth Southgate @GarethSouthgate]

T20 and One Dayers are great for encouraging kids to play cricket, but you can't beat the ebb and flow of a Test Match

[Project Football EPL @ProjectEPL]

The new Pepsi film is a proper throwback to the glory days of football ads. Absolute class 🔥

@PepsiGlobal, @PaulPogba, @10Ronaldinho

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

I have a joke about trickle down economics.

99% of you won’t ever get it.

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

Would a stamp duty cut or holiday help first time buyers? Or it just increase house prices?

Here's a chart of average UK house prices. I wonder what could have triggered the heart attack in the middle?