thricey

in skegness we trust

[thricey @Oli_Harding]

@Jon_Mackenzie

[thricey @Oli_Harding]

@shirtsthtgohard derivative

[barney farmer @barneyfarmer]

It is surely among the more puzzling aspects of recent history that this period in which Britain is sadly ‘broke’ should happen to coincide with a veritable Golden Age for the ultra-wealthy.

[Unnamed Insider @Unnamedinsider]

“Tell Jabba I’ve got his money”

[thricey @Oli_Harding]

@TheEditorDiary POV: you're a Portuguese assistant coach who's just suggested playing a rigid, compact 442

[thricey @Oli_Harding]

@DiscussingFilm the real lethal weapon 5

[wint @dril]

ok so the evil hospital we destroyed turned out to be a normal hospital? Uh oh!! hope we dont make the same mistake 100 more times

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

“I got that dawg in me”
the dog in question:

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

What is the charge? Celebrating a goal, a succulent Tottenham goal?

[thricey @Oli_Harding]

"I present my next flawless idea, touch controls for earphones"

"What happens if the user just wants to adjust an earphone, rather than skip a song? Wouldn't that be incredibly fucking irritating?"

"Haha yes"

[charles 🦅 @chxrIes]

Unreal

[thricey @Oli_Harding]

@TheAthleticFC @Dan_Sheldon_ of all the adjectives you could've picked to describe his season, "torrid" is a bizarre choice

[thricey @Oli_Harding]

@TheEditorDiary I'm sensing a pattern here

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

“Here’s trouble”
“They’ll let anyone in here these days”
“Go and buy us a pint there lad”

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord
me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip—
cult leader: I am to have multiple wives

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Braced for the Bees 🐝

#MUFC || #BREMUN

[El Mans @el_mansfield]

I maintain there’s no greater irony in sport than Man City becoming synonymous with a bunch of people looking the other way

[Matt Oakley @MattOakleyMojo]

You know what they call Colin the Caterpillar in Paris?