olivia

mornings were made for better things than rheumatoid arthritis

[olivia @olipeterson1]

the most boring thing people insist on doing is telling me directions. oh go north on main st if i want to avoid eastbound traffic? ok word so i’m just gonna use google maps

[olivia @olipeterson1]

rip JFK… he would have loved Skims🫶

[olivia @olipeterson1]

FINE i’m not street smart or book smart!! but actually i’m a secret third type of smart i just don’t wanna tell you guys what it is

[olivia @olipeterson1]

hate when people sit next to me on the metro but also when they don’t it’s like okay…. do i smell bad? am i ugly? tf

[olivia @olipeterson1]

“bone broth can actually reverse brain damage”

[olivia @olipeterson1]

even 5 years later countless men are still keeping his spirit alive every day❤️🙏🏻

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

Actor known for playing Bozo the Clown dies at 89 https://t.co/I44upXrDq0

[olivia @olipeterson1]

icarus texting the gc a few hundred miles from the sun

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

How many of you have genuinely tried to fly?

GENUINELY.

How many of you have researched, trained, and truly TRIED to fly?

NONE OF YOU.

Why?

Because you think it’s impossible.

You’ve never pushed yourself because you believe the goal can never be achieved.

[olivia @olipeterson1]

i am so much better at making plans than god tf??

[olivia @olipeterson1]

BLTs are so yummy what the h*ck are they putting in those things!

[olivia @olipeterson1]

it’s hard to cope with the constant stream of negative news these days

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I would never kill myself

[olivia @olipeterson1]

cozied up in bed, one bottle of wine deep, subscribing to all your substacks. truly wish you guys the best

[olivia @olipeterson1]

new year’s resolutions are so fun when you don’t have a bitch in your ear saying you can “make changes any time of year, actually”

[olivia @olipeterson1]

grown ass men drinking Celsius. what do you need energy for?? cheating?!?

[olivia @olipeterson1]

wait did something happen between chris rock and will smith? i guess i’ve just been pretty busy reading, challenging myself intellectually, meeting new people…

[olivia @olipeterson1]

just came up with this awesome thanksgiving joke.. what if i sat down at dinner and said “it’s giving thanks”🤣🤣🤣LMK what you guys think!!!

[olivia @olipeterson1]

RIP Freud, you would have loved Twitter

[yadira 💌 @yadiraacxo]

having a bf is like having a son 😭

[olivia @olipeterson1]

hey.. um.. are we okay? i’ve just noticed you haven’t reacted to my Be Reals in a few days

[olivia @olipeterson1]

sorry i’m late! one of my airpods wouldn’t connect so i biked off a cliff

[olivia @olipeterson1]

dressing as a tv in a sports bar for halloween so he’ll pay more attention to me than anyone else

[olivia @olipeterson1]

@yungdeitch the bigger the head rush, the closer to god🫶

[olivia @olipeterson1]

@scaryblur actually, i would be thankful for the learning opportunity😌🫶