*Me to my student*: are you going to watch the super bowl this weekend?
*Student*: yes
*Me*: who do you think is going to win?
*Student*: the ravens..
Gosh I love my job
*Me to my student*: what is on your Christmas list this year?
*My student*: a Nintendo switch lite
*Me*: what happened to your other one?
*My student*: I threw it out of my window because it was acting stupid and the screen kept freezing.
*Me*: i-