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floop is a madman help us save us

[➰©️ @olivechest]

@latkedelrey And if your goal is to get rid of infertility caused by endometriosis they just take you out back and shoot you

[Mike 🇺🇲 @VegasMike27]

Boomers bought $70k houses while making $40k a year. They are trying to convince Gen Z that 700k starter homes at 60k income is the same thing.

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

I was so concerned abt my dog's well-being in the car that I set up several ACs to cool him down. Unfortunately I came back to find him frozen solid as a popsicle. Now I have to leave him in an incredibly hot car to thaw. Everyone will judge me.

[Alex @sanpellyenjoyer]

Insane that door to door sales is still a thing. Like an IRL pop-up ad. Just had to close the door while this nigga was still talking

[➰©️ @olivechest]

@kiimorable @fossilfinder7 ikr, I haven’t even used my maiden name online in 2 years or so, and it went to him first so I knew it wasn’t some algorithm-match self-insert ad. It’s also the only blanket they advertise with a first and last name, all the others are one name only

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @Know_Bueno]

Kids today will never know that before the internet, we sat down on Sunday nights to watch Bob Saget host TikTok on television

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@johnny_tmanV2 Ur not a real McFarlaner

[➰©️ @olivechest]

@johnny_tmanV2 Fake fan bc the theme song is my 3rd most listened to song

[Kaare Johnson @KaareJohnson]

Hey New Orleans, why aren’t we planting trees, 24/7/365, around the City. It’s crazy. We have an 18% tree canopy. New Orleans sits atop the subtropic zone. We’re in a marsh, a wetland. We’re an island surrounded by water. We should be the luscious, greenest city in America by far. Plant trees, lots of Oak trees, all over the city. Don’t stop! Not only are trees great flood mitigators by absorbing hundreds of gallons of water when it rains, they also bring in the shade factor, reducing the “feels like” temperature greatly. It’s summer in New Orleans. Outside of Uptown and Gentilly, maybe parts of Lakeview, not enough trees in the city.

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Why do Europeans list numbers in the thousands with periods and not commas. 1,234 is instantly recognizable as over a thousand. 1.234 is a decimal

Every day they find a new way to piss me awf

[chUnc 🇲🇽 @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

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@twink_death The Native American mounds at LSU in Baton Rouge LA predate the Great Pyramids

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@moonorbanana @M1L4GR03 The reason they measure in terabytes is because they are counting the terabytes of evidence they have to sift through. Basically you drop a turd in a bathtub the whole bathtub is now counted as turd water

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@sickdotdev I work for the g*v’t if I design like 1-2 the users bring me out back and take turns beating me with my own products

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*rips off mask*
*gasp*
The Odyssey, again?

[➰©️ @olivechest]

I’m a designer for the NWS and I would never advise the right map color scheme because red-green color blindness is incredibly common and you’ve accidentally replaced all varying shade values with pure tint being the color divides. It would be completely unreadable for a large number of people.

In addition, most people associate heatmaps with red tones, so you’d be able to look at the map and instantly start to deduce what it is showing you without even checking the legend. With the yellow/green you’d have to check what the map is trying to show you before you can start comprehending.

Small changes like this eat at your comprehension speed in a way that would mildly frustrate you in an inexplicable manner

[➰©️ @olivechest]

@sonikudzu Well there’s scavengers reign, but it’s solarpunk on an alien planet

[Travis “Panic” Mathew @trav_mathew]

I hate when I open YouTube before going to bed and it’s straight grey loot

[Bella 🦦 @bellacart13r]

Why mezcal taste like tires bruh