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if resting bitch face was a person

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random guy: “i like my women without plastic”

me: “and i like my men WITH plastic. preferably rectangular, heavy, and black. no limits. not the flimsy visa debit you have in your wallet. which wouldn’t even cover the consultation. good day, sir.“

[liv @olivemccampbell]

im in love with @HunterBiden

[New Comga @NewComga]

@PopBase I’m in tears 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣⚰️⚰️⚰️

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Doja Cat mocks Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle commercial in new TikTok.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, a passionate Sen. Cory Booker excoriates Democrats, saying "it's time to have a backbone" and blasts corporations and organizations for "bending the knee" to Trump.

This is INCREDIBLE!💥💥

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hear me out; Fantasy football? It’s just Dungeons & Dragons for dudes who SUCK at both fantasy AND football! 😂 #ViralVibes #EpicFail

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Yo, pro-lifers! 😜 How y’all against abortion when God straight-up yeeted Egypt’s firstborns? 🤯 Spill the tea, fam! #ViralVibes

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I've been using the therapy service BetterHelp and I wanted to spread the word. Use this link for two free weeks: https://t.co/0A73cnfo2V

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gen-z kids thinkin’ we (millennials) are elderly? we made your apps. were the catalysts for viral hashtags & content creation. built “safe spaces”. MENTAL HEALTH DAYS! mainstreamed lgbtq. show some goddamn respect you mom-jean wearing middle-part founding fathers. #Millennials

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@miaowlex if this was in saginaw/ftw pretty sure i was told the same thing by the same guy lol admirer of parallel park pros

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@RetroRabbitHole @Diablo i hate that this worked. @VRAlmighty

[liv @olivemccampbell]

@VRAlmighty @MattAAW @Diablo i’m playing back4blood

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@VRAlmighty @MattAAW @Diablo yeah ima go cry or something lol

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@KAITLYN_LIGHTS @Diablo same girl. same.

[liv @olivemccampbell]

@Diablo lyin ass. will someone tag me when it’s live on ps5 lol