Oliver The Cat

Current Leader of the Guildford Feline Street Gang.

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

Mummy is poorly, the best thing I can do is jump on her and smother her with my little furry tummy

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

@Fearnecotton I bet your cat is good at wrapping presents, I'm sensational

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

Watching @CelebJuice #christmasspecial I like it. It's funny. They have nice jumpers.

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

They're wrapping presents, I'm trying to wrap myself. Everybody scratched and stressed. Lots of shredded sparkly paper. #standardsachieved

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

I've got a new collar with a bell on. It's a bloody liability but I look mighty fine #style

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

#selfie

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

#selfie

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

The best thing about December is cuddling mummy all morning and then getting lost in wrapping paper #ChristmasIsComing

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

Where are the @DreamiesUK ????

[Champagne Thursday @drinkchampers]

We are online! Check out the online shop and Events Concierge http://t.co/y6q6g7UGIu

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

Sometimes it's no fun being a cat. All I ever wanted was to be a Victoria's Secret model but they wouldn't let me #VSFashionShow

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

@sarahshakey harrumph. I'll sneak you the spare set -- if you come around soon I'll lie on your tummy and purr if you like

[ELLE Magazine (US) @ELLEmagazine]

All the butts from the VS Fashion Show: http://t.co/V1lZR4WRIu

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

@sarahshakey I wish I could have some @DreamiesUK but @FLandrock is a HORRIBLE human bean.

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

@sarahshakey @FLandrock @DreamiesUK yeah well watch your feet if you don't give me dreamies. I know where you live. I'll bring the gang.

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

@sarahshakey oh. #sorrynotsorry

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

Hmm mummy makes a valid point that I have no balls -- but my previous argument still stands

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a hooman but then I realised I can lick my balls and sleep all day and I thought #acatslifeissweeet

[Oliver The Cat @oliver_blackcat]

It's not ok for people to just grab a chap and kiss his tummy. Particularly when he's outside talking to his friends. #stupidmummy