Oliver Cromwell

Commander of the British Army and Political Leader. We rek royalists all day errday. Ran by Dylan

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

I guess everyone hated me so much that I was exhumed and posthumously 'executed' 3 years after my death #HatedByMany

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

On September 3rd of 1658, I passed away... 🙏 #RIP #deadbod

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

Wowwww, not only do I have malaria, my kidneys are also screwed up! #mightdie #sickaf

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

I think I have malaria. Let me check with a doctor real quick 😷😷😷

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

I just don't get why people can't just be perfect? I'm TRYING to make everybody perfect by passing all these laws, but they don't like it! 😭

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

Trying to stay positive right now.. But everybody hates me! 😭😪. I think I am getting a little sick too

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

We might have had bad haircuts, but our army had great #power

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

#tb to me when I won the English civil war 💸💸🎉

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

@charlesImonarch too bad we won... #roundheadsrule

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

You know you suck when... Your own RELIGION hates you 😭😪 #me #isuck

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

*one week passes* now I am not leader of England 😭😭😭 everybody hates me! #cries #tears #hatemyself

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

Yay now I am king of Britain!

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

I h8 catholic people #notinourhouse

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

Right after we DESTROYED the royalists at the battle of Worcester, the royalists quit. WE WON THE WAR!! 🍻🇬🇧🎉🔫

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

After CRUSHING the royalists at Dunbar, we wrecked them even HARDER at the battle of Worcester!! #LetsRide #dunbar #worcester

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

Ready to fight! Here is my disposition for the battle of #dunbar

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

Subtlety may deceive you; integrity never will.
#deep #wisewordsfromme

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

@charlesImonarch The puritans will rise! #pureaf and we will defeat your army for saying that

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

@Gr8Catherine No I slay royalists of Britain. It's how I roll! I just replied to your tweet cause it was poetry #slay #RoyalistSlayer

[Oliver Cromwell @oliver_c42]

@Gr8Catherine Roses are red, violets are blue, my army kills royalists, so they won't kill you 👌 #poetry