@BovrilG >be regional mayor
>brought back into parliament through a safe seat to displace a leader known for being uncharismatic and wooden
>win leadership contest
>make regional investment a key priority
>be Boris Johnson
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@saturnmissiles In the meeting? Maybe the deal fell apart because they didn't want to do business with a guy who asks people about their masturbatory habits
'Where I live, going to a prestigious Russell Group university is rare enough, but aiming for Cambridge is unheard of. Nevertheless, my dream was to study either there, at University College London, or Imperial'
'But what I found, repeatedly, was that many outreach programmes and scholarships, set up, supposedly, to help pupils from deprived backgrounds, were only available to applicants from ethnic minorities'
The 20-year-old student shares that the barriers he faces in education and employment have left him wanting to leave the UK ⬇️
https://t.co/ssXuuBnWPR
@zionismisdead12@cillianblack We already have evidence that the police avoided investigating this matter because the perpetrators are brown. That is a matter of fact. When are you going to accept that, and abandon your outdated worldview?
First Labour leader to have a grasp of how information is consumed in the year 2026. Farage gets it. Trump gets it. Mamdani gets it.
The slow kids are still practicing their adenoidal speech delivery & the shitty lines their SpAd wrote for the World at One.
#NormiePopulism
I hate poverty so much. I hate ugliness. I hate crap food, I hate plastic. I believe in immeasurable wealth and bounty for everyone in England. Space, gardens, beauty, butchers, roast beef, flowers, bread, everything. Made in England, raised in England, graized in England.